Th' Yeller 'Phant O' Texas (The battle song of the feared 101st Fighting Keyboardists Brigade)
Thar's a Yeller 'phant in Texas, so scared it's gonna pee, No one else would miss it, not half as much as me. It cried so when you left home, it like to broke my heart, And if it ever has to fight, it'll simply fall apart.
== CHORUS It's the scairdest little pachyderm that Texas ever knew, It bleats in fear an' terror, and it's awful chicken too; You may talk about yer fightin' dems, and sing of John Kerry, But the yeller 'phant o' Texas is th' yeller 'phant fer me.
When adrenaline is flowin', it squeals with fear an' fright, It pisses out a river in the quiet summer night: I know that it remembers, when recruiters came to church, It turned around an' run like hell, to leave us in th' lurch.
== CHORUS
So now I'm gonna run away, my heart is full of fear. I'll sing of deeds I did defray, and toast the boys with beer. I'll play a game o' solitaire, and sing of bravery, But the only people in my world are colored just like pee.
3 Comments:
Suggested Theme Song
Th' Yeller 'Phant O' Texas
(The battle song of the feared 101st Fighting Keyboardists Brigade)
Thar's a Yeller 'phant in Texas, so scared it's gonna pee,
No one else would miss it, not half as much as me.
It cried so when you left home, it like to broke my heart,
And if it ever has to fight, it'll simply fall apart.
== CHORUS
It's the scairdest little pachyderm that Texas ever knew,
It bleats in fear an' terror, and it's awful chicken too;
You may talk about yer fightin' dems, and sing of John Kerry,
But the yeller 'phant o' Texas is th' yeller 'phant fer me.
When adrenaline is flowin', it squeals with fear an' fright,
It pisses out a river in the quiet summer night:
I know that it remembers, when recruiters came to church,
It turned around an' run like hell, to leave us in th' lurch.
== CHORUS
So now I'm gonna run away, my heart is full of fear.
I'll sing of deeds I did defray, and toast the boys with beer.
I'll play a game o' solitaire, and sing of bravery,
But the only people in my world are colored just like pee.
== CHORUS
hip hip ... HUZZAH! get the word out anyway you can.
Here it is five days later, and you're still listed.
Post a Comment
<< Home