Azia Kim, a Credible 'Student' at Stanford
Operation Yellow Elephant salutes Ms. Azia Kim [above, right], age 18, who somehow 'enrolled' not only at Stanford University, but also in the ROTC program at nearby Santa Clara University (both in California), for the past eight months. Almost the exact opposite of a College Republican, in fact.
She certainly demonstrated initiative, resourcefulness and grace under pressure. We suggest that she continue her 'service' to our country and contact a [real] military recruiter today.
We also salute the U.S. Army for dismissing Ms. Kim's participation as a "harmless prank;" the Army will not pursue any punitive action. This is just common sense; after all, isn't our country at war?