Military Recruiting Lead: Boston University

Attention Military Recruiters:

The Boston University (BU) College Republicans strongly support President Bush and continue to debate the loyal opposition (College Democrats) as part of America's great tradition of the free exchange of ideas. They are also trying to combat apathy on campus.

That's where you come in. All these BU College Republicans really want to Support The President but don't know how. Assuming they are healthy and heterosexual, they're eligible for military service; motivated patriots are clearly needed in our Army in Iraq, Afghanistan and elsewhere. But what's in it for them?

Well, beyond the warm fuzzy feeling they'll get from knowing they've done the right thing, by Supporting President Bush in his time of need, they'll come back home (sometime) to BU flush with victory, both abroad (as Americans) and at home (as Republicans). That'll cure campus apathy for a long time.