Touchy-Feely College Republicans Caught on Tape
Agius of the blog, Neat Things, stood at the entrance of a College Republican meeting and attempted to recruit soldiers to fight in Our Leader's Glorious Iraq Adventure. He was quickly met by the Official Guardian of College Republican Honor (he keeps the honor in his wallet next to the condom he hopes to use someday), who berated him for his insensitivity and prevented him from continuing his recruitment efforts.
See the video.
For his courage, the General awards Agius a Silver Cojones Medal with a Wheelbarrow Device for bravery under fire.
Elsewhere: military service is below a Romney.