Saturday, August 27, 2005

Touchy-Feely College Republicans Caught on Tape

Agius of the blog, Neat Things, stood at the entrance of a College Republican meeting and attempted to recruit soldiers to fight in Our Leader's Glorious Iraq Adventure. He was quickly met by the Official Guardian of College Republican Honor (he keeps the honor in his wallet next to the condom he hopes to use someday), who berated him for his insensitivity and prevented him from continuing his recruitment efforts.

See the video.

For his courage, the General awards Agius a Silver Cojones Medal with a Wheelbarrow Device for bravery under fire.

Elsewhere: military service is below a Romney.


At 27 August, 2005 16:56, Blogger The Kenosha Kid said...

"America has been in too many wars for any of our wishes, but not a one of them was won by being sensitive," Cheney said in Dayton. "President Lincoln and General Grant did not wage sensitive warfare -- nor did President Roosevelt, nor Generals Eisenhower and MacArthur. A 'sensitive war' will not destroy the evil men who killed 3,000 Americans and who seek the chemical, nuclear and biological weapons to kill hundreds of thousands more."

At 27 August, 2005 18:18, Blogger Hightek Redneck said...

He isn't helping "anyone" by encouraging young, strong Americans to stand up and help defend our nation? This guys a worthless piece of ______.

At 28 August, 2005 03:24, Blogger noel adamson said...

Invading Iraq, subjugating it's people and stealing it's oil wealth is not defending America. Defending America would be, oh say, shooting down huge lumbering airliners as they meandered for as long as nearly 2 hours around the most heavily fortified airspace on earth September 11th, 2001 or maybe just hiring guards capable of disarming people with box cutters to be on those planes...

Meanwhile, calling out the National Guard involves calling Iraq.

I have made it easy for you to encourage the leadership of the Young Republicans to lead by example with this email link which in turn includes links to scripts to locate one's nearest recruiter.

Email the Young Republican Leadership

Please add your name and be polite. Also consider the plight of the poor recruiters with the pressure they are now under. Just as Hitler began accusing everyone under him of being traitors and hanging his Generals with piano wire when his own stupid plans failed to work Bush has recently given the piano wire to General Byrnes who was in charge of recruiting.

At 28 August, 2005 07:00, Blogger Kire said...

You need to be sensitive, and I'm going to show you how sensitive you need to be by pointing my finger at you and raising my voice.

At 28 August, 2005 10:33, Blogger Dennis said...

I'm starting an activist mailing list for those people who want to get legislation passed now and who want to do more than wait until elections and more than want to complain about Republicans. send email to with the subject

I encourage you to get as many friends, fellow workers, and people you will get to know to join my mailing list.

At 29 August, 2005 00:34, Blogger SID Tune said...

Is it just me or is the guy in red the typical liberal? Fat, unshaven, akward. You can almost smell the mixture of Doritos, Pot, and sweat baking on his skin. j/k

At 31 August, 2005 18:55, Blogger mdhatter said...


I thought the same thing.

Next time, shave, button down, khakhi's, and don't hand over the entire pile of leaflets to the doorman.

call it a costume if you have to.

At 01 September, 2005 16:28, Blogger Sadie B. said...

He is a typical liberal all right. He's got more guts in his little finger than that whole room of mama's boys chicken hawks.


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