Help Young Republicans Find Their Strength!
The Army is now targeting parents with an ad campaign, "Help Them Find Their Strength," a generational counterpart to, "Be A Man! Enlist!"
Key question: Will Chicago's Leo Burnett ad agency focus on upscale Republican parents? Will they broadcast the ad in Waco, Texas (convenient to the Bush Ranch in Crawford)?
Ask Army spokesman Paul Boyce whether Fox News and the Christian Broadcasting Network as well as the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy will run it for free - as a Public Service Announcement. [Given our federal budget deficit, it's the least they can do.] Can OYE ask for equal time to focus on the strongest supporters of U.S. military intervention? 703.697.2564 or email@example.com
Ask Leo Burnett Account Executive Karlyn Nelson whether their focus groups included prominent supporters of the current Administration, such as rich people, gas-guzzling SUV owners and that guy in Crawford, Texas, who bulldozed the crosses representing Iraq combat deaths. 312.220.3921 or firstname.lastname@example.org