Saturday, August 13, 2005

Quotations from Chairman Bush

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See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.
Greece, New York, May 24, 2005

I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental -- supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts....
Erie, PA, September 4, 2004

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
Washington, DC, August 5, 2004

I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation.
Crawford, TX, August 20, 2002

39 Comments:

At 13 August, 2005 15:02, Anonymous SteveNYC said...

"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat." Washington, D.C. Sept. 17, 2004

 
At 14 August, 2005 00:39, Blogger SID Tune said...

LOL! Taking Bush quotes out of context! LOLOL! THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE! BUT EVEN IF IT HAD IT WOULD STILL BE FUNNY EVEN AFTER THE 1000TH TIME! ROFLCOPTER! Give urself a gold star Kenosha Kid! U should work on the daily show! LOL

 
At 14 August, 2005 04:35, Anonymous Happenstance said...

"Taking...out of context?"

Say, Tokyupig34: if you can ease up on the LOLs and the ADD, maybe you can explain in what "context" those quotes make any sort of sense.

First, though, you might want to ask a grownup what "context" means.

Face it: your President is a dumbass.

 
At 14 August, 2005 10:24, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you fucking facists need to stop demeaning brown poeple

 
At 14 August, 2005 10:28, Blogger stevenyc said...

Dear Piggy 34 ...

Remember, for something to be taken out of context, it has to make sense in the first place. But how, I ask you, does this little gem make sense?

"Because the—all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those—changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be—or closer delivered to what has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled. Look, there's a series of things that cause the—like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate—the benefits will rise based upon inflation, as opposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those—if that growth is affected, it will help on the red." Explaining his plan to save Social Security, Tampa, Fla., Feb. 4, 2005.

At least Reagan could usually read the lines that his corporate handlers wrote for him. This moron, on the other hand, only earns us the contempt of the rest of the world.

 
At 14 August, 2005 10:56, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1st quote: Nothing wrong with propoganda. How can you combat liberal propoganda? With the truth? No such r0xx0r1n' luck! In order to fight liberal lies and propoganda you need to use conservative truth and propoganda. Notice how bush says the word "truth"?

2nd quote: Sure, the whole 'that's money for body parts' sounds stupid until you realize that's what it is: money for armor and money for better medical equipment so as to prevent the loss of body parts. It also includes money for prostetic limbs.

3rd quote: I could see how you liberals could get confused by this. It's like the saying:
"I love you," followed by the reply "me too." It doesn't mean that the person replying loves themself, it means they love the person saying 'I love you'. Simple grammer you guys. In this case what he means is 'terrorists never stop trying to hurt us and we never stop trying to hurt them.' You snooty liberals really need to get a clue.

4th quote: He's the president of the USA he doesn't really need to explain why he does stuff. And yeah, it sounds bad, but at least he is being honest, unlike your precious Bill Clinton who missused power because he "could."

Once again Anonymous sweeps in and saves the day from the liberal lies!
Jayeeshush blesh ush awull!

 
At 14 August, 2005 11:22, Blogger Mazzy said...

"He's the president of the USA he doesn't really need to explain why he does stuff. "

I don't know. You could probably sub in "dictator of Cuba/Iraq/N.Korea" for "president of the USA". They don't usually explain why they do stuff either. I thought the "Leader of the Free World" was supposed to be held to higher standards than, I don't know, Kim Jung II or Saddam Hussein.

 
At 14 August, 2005 14:57, Blogger The Kenosha Kid said...

I didn't just take Bush quotes "out of context." I also photoshopped some of Bush's features onto a picture of Deng Xioping. How cool is that?

 
At 14 August, 2005 15:24, Anonymous Joe said...

racist bullshit this is

 
At 14 August, 2005 15:36, Anonymous Anonymous said...

sick racist shit

 
At 14 August, 2005 18:37, Anonymous steveNYC said...

Dude - Photoshopping ANYTHING is way cool. I need CS for my mac so badly.

And you Bushies out there ... how, exactly, is this racist?

 
At 14 August, 2005 19:26, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh sure, Photoshop his features on the one communist no one knows about...

 
At 14 August, 2005 20:37, Anonymous stevenYC said...

Um - "no one knows about"? The "Little Giant" was maybe the most market-oriented (gee - sounds Republican, doesn't it?) reformer in China - he held sway from Mao's death (1976) until after his own, in 1997. Maybe you'd like Bush's face over Castro's, or Yuri Andropov's (other unknowns). Are you red-staters really this fucking dumb? READ THE PAPERS. CHECK WICKIPEDIA. Like, under Deng Xiaoping listen? (Simplified Chinese: 邓小平; Traditional Chinese: 鄧小平; pinyin: Dèng Xiǎopíng; Wade-Giles: Teng Hsiao-p'ing; pronounced "Dung Shyao-ping"; August 22, 1904—February 19, 1997) was a revolutionary elder in the Communist Party of China (CPC) who served as the de facto ruler of the People's Republic of China from the late 1970s to the early 1990s, forming the core of the "second generation" CPC leadership. Under his tutelage, China developed one of the fastest growing economies in the world.

Grow up. Your ideas are literally non-sense. They make nothing we can use. For us to rely on Bush, his cronies, and the sky-god that they invoke when they pillage and rape, is non-availing. Give up. Stand down. Or, if you are of age, go to Iraq and fight for what you believe in. And remember to post to this site until you are blown to bits. Enjoy. I am too old to go, but you can do it. Stand up. Go fight. Your contribution to the gene pool will not be missed.

 
At 14 August, 2005 23:18, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what makes RACIST photoshopping "way cool" racists like you should be sent to iraq to have there balls shot off by brown people

stevenyc, you are "too old to go"? get a job with halliberton if you arent a giant pussy

 
At 15 August, 2005 00:00, Anonymous steveNYC said...

No Halliburton for me ... how old are you, why aren't you in Iraq, and why is this racist? If you can't explain, smash your computer and move to Utah.

 
At 15 August, 2005 08:29, Anonymous Professor Illuminata said...

I'd just like to point out that unless you can SPELL "grammar," you shouldn't be critiquing anyone's. Sorry for being so "snooty" as to think that one's credibility is actually affected by how one presents one's ideas -- sucky presentation = no credibility.

 
At 15 August, 2005 12:14, Anonymous Anonymous said...

stevenyc shut the fuck up you racist pig you should shove your own computer up your ass and then go kill brown people for the empire before they blow your balls off if you have any left

 
At 15 August, 2005 12:23, Anonymous stevenyc said...

up my ass anonymous? hmmm, better grab the laptop...

 
At 15 August, 2005 16:13, Anonymous Anonymous said...

a laptop might be too small

 
At 15 August, 2005 16:52, Anonymous steveNYC said...

No, no, NOT THE DESKTOP ! ...

 
At 15 August, 2005 18:41, Anonymous Stevenyc's Mom said...

Sorry to disappoint all here but that is where Stevie keeps his laptop so it stays warm

 
At 15 August, 2005 20:27, Anonymous stevenyc said...

Powerbook as Pottybook? Seriously, are all of you anonymous posters out there just Dems or liberals (or both) spoofing and trying to prove that Republicans are monumentally dumb? I can't believe that the only thing Repubs are capable of is all this ass play and homophobic crap. I know a few Republicans that are actually somewhat thoughtful (OK ... two of them). One has admitted that Bush is a complete disgrace, and one hasn't.

If you can add something useful, do it. Explain why the Bush youth and those who would feed at the Bush trough shouldn't lay down their lives alongside the other classes that fight the wars we make, ill-advised or not.

And try "Hooked on Phonics" - it might set you free.

So what will it be? Engage? Or another fart joke?

 
At 15 August, 2005 22:40, Anonymous Anonymous said...

grammmmer!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??
!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
!??!?!?!?!?!?!? ur asses! go jack off to you pathetic beeeleaf that er aktually makeing a difffferences!!!!

 
At 16 August, 2005 01:02, Anonymous stevenyc said...

and yes i am an anonymous pussy myself and even though i am a racist pig i voted against republicans so i think that makes me special

 
At 16 August, 2005 09:11, Anonymous stevenyc said...

I said that ??

 
At 16 August, 2005 09:53, Blogger Blogenfreude said...

OK - since you can't contribute something useful, let's go back to the REAL issue:

"After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week—we will have an all-volunteer army. Let me restate that." Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

 
At 16 August, 2005 11:06, Anonymous stevenyc said...

and yes I am a question dodging racist bigot

death to brown people!

 
At 16 August, 2005 11:29, Blogger Blogenfreude said...

I must be typing some of the posts in my sleep ... but I'm not going to argue with myself ... but how do you know I'm not a "brown people" myself? Back to the Bush quotes:

"But Iraq has—have got people there that are willing to kill, and they're hard-nosed killers. And we will work with the Iraqis to secure their future." Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

 
At 16 August, 2005 18:53, Anonymous stevenyc said...

yes i am lily pale whitey like hitler must have looked like after he died and I dont give a shit about the brown people that we make fun of because they are lower than me

 
At 16 August, 2005 19:36, Blogger Blogenfreude said...

Hitler? Ouch - I'm not that white. For that, you get a three-fer...

"In my judgment, when the United States says there will be serious consequences, and if there isn't serious consequences, it creates adverse consequences."

"There is no such thing necessarily in a dictatorial regime of iron-clad absolutely solid evidence. The evidence I had was the best possible evidence that he had a weapon."

"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been—some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started—but nevertheless, it happened as we showed up here. The attacks on our country affected our economy. Corporate scandals affected the confidence of people and therefore affected the economy. My decision on Iraq, this kind of march to war, affected the economy."

Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004

 
At 16 August, 2005 21:41, Anonymous stevenyc said...

I cut my head in half with a cheese grater when I was looking for my balls

 
At 17 August, 2005 09:58, Anonymous stevenyc said...

"I want to appreciate those of you who wear our nation's uniform for your sacrifice." Jacksonville, Fla., Jan. 14, 2005

 
At 17 August, 2005 13:25, Anonymous Steve said...

is this supposed to be a post about how Bush is a dirty gook or dumb quotes?

 
At 17 August, 2005 15:00, Anonymous steveNYC said...

The Wisdom of Chairman Bush (The Little Red-State Book):

"I think war is a dangerous place." Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003

 
At 17 August, 2005 15:21, Anonymous steve said...

"Comment spam is crucial to my avoiding my own racism"
-SteveNYC, August 17, 2005

 
At 17 August, 2005 18:05, Anonymous steveNYC said...

"I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will." Re: Saddam Hussein, Manchester, N.H., Oct. 5, 2002

 
At 17 August, 2005 18:50, Anonymous Anonymous said...

fucking facist democrats should have there balls shot off too

 
At 17 August, 2005 20:47, Anonymous stevenyc said...

I am a facist democrat and it makes me poop to see all the brown people in my party

 
At 19 August, 2005 13:02, Blogger Blogenfreude said...

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." Washington, D.C. May 25, 2004

 

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