Friday, August 12, 2005

Princeton! OYE Needs You!

Steve, a new fan of OYE, sent me a tip about some new possible recruits in the Princeton College Republicans. I've decided to make it my goal to recruit Evan Baehr, the President of the Princeton College Republicans. I think he'll rush to Iraq immediately. Check out his bio:

Evan is ready to fight for a cause he believes in as President of College Republicans for a second year. He's interested in politics, elections, faith in public life, American history, and domestic social policy. He's studying family policy in the Woodrow Wilson School, and plans to go to law school and eventually run for public office. Evan will return to Washington again this summer to serve President Bush in the White House, in the Office of Faith Based and Community Initiatives.
Or how about their Fundraising Chair Jurgen Reinhoudt? Not only is he good with money but he is learning Arabic!

Jurgen Reinhoudt '06 is a Politics major from Gurnee, IL. He has lived extensively in the Netherlands, France, and Germany. In his spare time, he enjoys tutoring in Trenton and furthering the conservative cause. Jurgen is fluent in Dutch, French, English and Spanish, and is currently learning Arabic. This summer, he will return to Paris as an intern at a free-market think-tank.
Princeton has loads of possible recruits. There's Will Benjamin who could teach Iraqi kids how to play Ultimate Frisbee. Oh, and don't forget to check out Jesse Safir--the master of mystery and intrigue--who could teach metrosexual Iraqis the virtues of the Body-Hype Dance Company.

If any OYE members or volunteers live near Princeton, I strongly urge you to recruit these folks.

14 Comments:

At 12 August, 2005 21:47, Blogger Steve J. said...

This is Evan's e-mail:

ebaehr@Princeton.EDU

 
At 12 August, 2005 21:48, Blogger Steve J. said...

This is Jurgen's e-mail:

jreinhou@Princeton.EDU

 
At 12 August, 2005 21:51, Blogger Steve J. said...

I think Bill Bennett's son is at Princeton.

 
At 12 August, 2005 22:06, Blogger Steve J. said...

Bennett's son's first name is John and this is his e-mail:

jrbennet@Princeton.EDU

 
At 13 August, 2005 12:26, Blogger The Kenosha Kid said...

Why join the Marines when you can just buy the t-shirt?

 
At 13 August, 2005 14:52, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The problem would be getting these little chickies to go outside the "Green Zone."

 
At 14 August, 2005 10:25, Anonymous Anonymous said...

the army probably wouldnt let them because they managed to get out of high school the facists

 
At 14 August, 2005 15:24, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ass poiunding faggots

 
At 15 August, 2005 12:14, Anonymous Anonymous said...

they pound ass and then eat the shit

 
At 15 August, 2005 21:20, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just thought of something - does "Ambassador" Bolton have any kids that are of age? Ein Reich, ein volk, ein UN! You vil sign zis resolution, und you vil like it!

 
At 16 August, 2005 01:04, Anonymous Anonymous said...

march on illegal wars against brown people, we should have a protest and go to dc and paint on every monument "these facists died killing brown people for the empire"

 
At 16 August, 2005 09:13, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I said that ??

 
At 16 August, 2005 11:07, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so stoopid I black out a lot

 
At 16 August, 2005 18:54, Anonymous Anonymous said...

really it is I eat shit and get confused

 

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