Sunday, August 07, 2005

Free the white people

Jason Mattera, Spokesman
Young Americans for Freedom

Dear Mr. Mattera,

Your recent appearance on Hardball was great. I was particularly impressed by your answer to the question about why you aren't serving in the military. While others, consumed by guilt for not coming to their nations assistance in its time of need, would have stumbled, you declared that you had a more important war to fight, a war of ideas.

Sure, we conservatives have characterized the war in Iraq as being a life and death struggle between good and evil. We've even gone as far as to compare it's importance to World War Two and the Civil War. We also understand that our military will fall far short of its recruiting goals this year. But you and I volunteered to fight a greater enemy, an internal foe that counts half the American public among it ranks.

Your valor has not gone unnoticed. You became a conservative superstar when you created a "whites only scholarship" at Roger Williams University. More people know your name than the names of those who were killed in Iraq that very same day, Michael M. Merila, Christopher M. Taylor, and Nichole M. Frye. If you'd had gone to Iraq, you'd be as forgotten as they are.

Yes, you could sign for the war you demanded that your peers fight, but instead, you choose to stand and fight to end the oppression of white people. It is a noble calling. If young men like you failed to heed its call, white people everywhere would continue to languish under the heavy boot of diversity. Thank God you chose the more difficult path.

Heterosexually yours,

Gen. JC Christian, patriot

Crossposted to Jesus' General

22 Comments:

At 07 August, 2005 15:27, Blogger Karl said...

General, Sir!

Thank you for gracing this blog with Your Presence today.

Karl Olson

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At 07 August, 2005 15:57, Anonymous Anonymous said...

White people: the only real victims. Of anything. Anywhere. Ever. Won't you help save the poor White people?

(Wait, aren't they the same ones whose pundits constantly whiiiiine about "the culture of victimhood?")

 
At 07 August, 2005 16:17, Anonymous Anonymous said...

fucking shit eating racist maggot faggots should all eat there own shit

 
At 07 August, 2005 16:40, Blogger pookapooka said...

White??? He dont look white. He looks like a quadroon or a raghead PASSSING for white.


also, unlike his college repub "colleagues" he doesn't look have that Rushbelly-lookalike look.

Can't be too careful!!! Red alert!!! To GUantanamo with him!!!

 
At 07 August, 2005 17:59, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! Black only scholarships are better then white ones! LOL! Ooops! I'm a racist! LOL! People shouldn't be treated differently becuase of race! LOL! Unless they're black, then they should be treated like they are better then everyone else! LOL! JUST 'CAUSE THEY'RE BLACK! LIMM!

 
At 07 August, 2005 19:08, Anonymous Anonymous said...

black people are better because they arent shit eating imperialists

 
At 07 August, 2005 20:07, Anonymous Anonymous said...

tell that to the EMPIRE of ETHIOPIA! liberal shit dumbass cunt!

 
At 07 August, 2005 22:29, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the fuck are you talking about you anonymous pussy shitter? ethiopia isnt an empire and certainly not like the shit eating antibrown Amerikan empire to kill brown poeple

 
At 07 August, 2005 23:13, Blogger Unknown said...

ever think of closing comments to anonymous posters?

 
At 08 August, 2005 00:10, Anonymous Anonymous said...

youd like to impose your facist censorship on everyone wouldnt you you dirty brown-hating facist?

 
At 08 August, 2005 01:31, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you odviously don't know your history, Ethiopia was an empire up until the 70s. I'm not going to mention all the empires of africa prior to that becuase that would be redundent.

And you should talk about censorship. You'd like nothing more then to censor all conservatives so you and you liberal buddies can write angsty poetry and force others to like you assinine ideas.

 
At 08 August, 2005 12:25, Anonymous Anonymous said...

is this the 70s? no, fucking moron stop watching fucking that 70s show and get your head out of your asses

 
At 08 August, 2005 14:28, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll keep my head in ur moms ass!

 
At 08 August, 2005 17:43, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why does everyone have there headsin there asses when what needs to be done is for us to go to iraq and protect the poor brown people from being MURDERED by IMPERIAL troop

HUMAN SHIELDS WORK

 
At 08 August, 2005 22:34, Anonymous Anonymous said...

stop the baby killing!

 
At 09 August, 2005 15:14, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This has got to the dumbest thing passing as a blog I have ever driven by.

Jesus pretender - what war, ever would you have supported? And would you enlisted? Does the fact that you don't enlist mean you could never support any war, even in the future after your enlistment prime?

Just wondering.

 
At 09 August, 2005 16:18, Anonymous Anonymous said...

get back to giving yourself hummers we oppose all facist illegal wars although the posters here are a bit mushy on that they would probably support a war if they liked the emperor better

 
At 09 August, 2005 22:54, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It seems that young chickenhawks now have a standard answer for anyone who asks them why they have not chosen to enlist, even though recruiters are having trouble meeting their goals: 'I'm doing my part by fighting the "war of ideas" or the "culture war" here at home.' To me the obvious response to this cop-out would be this follow-up question: "Aren't there enough people who CAN'T enlist because of age or health issues fighting the 'war of ideas' here at home?"

 
At 09 August, 2005 23:57, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the fuck is this war of ideas shit anyhow these cheesebrained facists have no ideas so they should be fucking cannon fodder the good thing about cannon fodder is that it helps brown people pull themselves up by the cannon fodders bootstraps

 
At 10 August, 2005 08:49, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a simple test which I've used since I was a young person. I'd only support a war that I was willing to risk my own life for. I've yet to see 'that' war. Needless to say, I don't support this travesty. If you're unwilling to put your own ass on the line, and you love war but only as long as you're personally all safe and comfy, you're nothing more than a coward and a hypocrite - ie, your average Bushista.

 
At 10 August, 2005 14:17, Anonymous Anonymous said...

war is never the answer

 
At 12 August, 2005 19:39, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WAR IS NEVER THE ANSWER ACCEPT FOR SHIT EATING FAGS

 

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