Assessing Our Strategy Towards the 101st Fighting Keyboarders
Can you say cognitive dissonance? I received the following comment at my blog regarding my post A Quick Word to My Fellow Kallyfohnians (I have not edited the comment instead choosing to leave in the spelling errors) :
Why aren't you helping the poor and downtrodden of the world instead of sitting at a freakin computer desk pissing and moaning? hipocrite Haul your ass off to sudan or colombia or down the the nearest soup kitchen and shut the fuck up. god damn your a yellow assholeI then received an email with the subject "pussy" from the same individual which reads:
Get beat up alot in highschool? What a friggen coward, does your girlfriend (boyfriend?) know what a yellow coward you are?This made me realize something. The main weakness of our target audience--the 101st Keyboarders--is their anger. It is this trait which we must exploit. Just imagine if instead of sending nasty emails to liberal bloggers they could join the military and harness all of their anger towards the terrorists. Or maybe that would be too logical for these raging yeller elephants?
It's interesting how our yeller elephant friends like to turn the tables. Ashamed of their own cowardice to fully support our president's war, they have chosen to call us recruiters cowards. Operation Yellow Elephant will be a difficult struggle yet I have faith that we will prevail in our mission.