Friday, August 05, 2005

Assessing Our Strategy Towards the 101st Fighting Keyboarders

Can you say cognitive dissonance? I received the following comment at my blog regarding my post A Quick Word to My Fellow Kallyfohnians (I have not edited the comment instead choosing to leave in the spelling errors) :

Why aren't you helping the poor and downtrodden of the world instead of sitting at a freakin computer desk pissing and moaning? hipocrite Haul your ass off to sudan or colombia or down the the nearest soup kitchen and shut the fuck up. god damn your a yellow asshole
I then received an email with the subject "pussy" from the same individual which reads:

Get beat up alot in highschool? What a friggen coward, does your girlfriend (boyfriend?) know what a yellow coward you are?
This made me realize something. The main weakness of our target audience--the 101st Keyboarders--is their anger. It is this trait which we must exploit. Just imagine if instead of sending nasty emails to liberal bloggers they could join the military and harness all of their anger towards the terrorists. Or maybe that would be too logical for these raging yeller elephants?

It's interesting how our yeller elephant friends like to turn the tables. Ashamed of their own cowardice to fully support our president's war, they have chosen to call us recruiters cowards. Operation Yellow Elephant will be a difficult struggle yet I have faith that we will prevail in our mission.

15 Comments:

At 05 August, 2005 15:45, Blogger burnplant said...

Friscorider has a blog. I only scanned it, but he's mad at the UN and the Media...so that's probably your guy...

He rides a motorcycle, too bad, I thought it might be San Francisco...

www.friscorider.blogspot.com

 
At 05 August, 2005 15:56, Blogger Comandante Agí said...

Maybe he would enjoy riding his bike through the vast desert of the Al-Anbar province.

 
At 05 August, 2005 17:37, Anonymous Ken said...

Creepy, its like looking in the mirror, isn't it?

 
At 05 August, 2005 18:01, Blogger Elaine Supkis said...

We are against the war. We want the troops home.

The Young Republicans want the troops to die in Iraq, not come home at all.

 
At 05 August, 2005 22:39, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want the troops to die in Iraq because if they dont they will still be available to launch illegal wars against brown people

 
At 05 August, 2005 23:16, Blogger Elaine Supkis said...

Um, good thing you are anonymous, whoever or whatever you are.

 
At 06 August, 2005 09:21, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great blogspot! I've never been here before. Where's a how-to so to administer the soldier's oath of office? Can't anybody do this, and just forward the names (of fools who swore themselves into our armed forces) over to the local recruiter's office?

 
At 06 August, 2005 12:10, Anonymous Pvt. Bidness said...

Agitprop,

I don’t think I’d call demands that liberals join humanitarian causes “turning the tables.” “Blowing smoke” seems more appropriate. When did liberals say that our nation’s survival depends on the success of humanitarian projects in Sudan (or even in the US)? How many humanitarian workers have been “stop-lossed?” How many humanitarian workers have been ordered (or chose) to kill people who actually posed no threat to them? Anyone who thinks that war is equivalent to any other human activity in a moron and probably couldn’t pass the intelligence tests to get into the military, even now, even if that was their desire. But, obviously that is not the desire of the Yellow Elephants. They want others to suffer all the damage, emotional and physical, in their game of world domination.

When the only way the military can meet its recruitment goals is to lower the target, everybody knows that these blowhards don’t really support the administration’s policies. And they don’t believe that our nation is at risk any more than I do. Guess they just like lying to each other.

 
At 07 August, 2005 16:20, Anonymous Anonymous said...

humanitarian projects arent worth shit that is why typing and surfing the net is the best way for us to fight those facist shit eating pussies because they would send people to sudan just to spy on brown people and then go back and kill them progressives dont need to take any action until all conservatives are dead in the sands of iraq

 
At 08 August, 2005 20:32, Blogger disabledvet said...

Good god what psychoactive substances are you shoving up that bumhole of yours? Humanitarian projects like feeding the starving, digging wells in the desert so people don't die of thirst, teaching people to read, etc.. are useless? How about you're lazy and need an excuse to stay locked in Mom's basement typing crap inbetween hoho's and mountain dews? Easy to throw shit at others especially when you don't have the courage of your convictions and are full of self loathing. By the way, an awful lot of conservatives are nice and safe here in the US and have no plans to go to Iraq or even the bad part of town to hand out soup because they are cowards! So no use waiting - unless youre hoping Mom will bring some more Pizza rolls while you type this asinine meaningless crap
God why did I waste my time on this moron?!

 
At 09 August, 2005 13:19, Anonymous Anonymous said...

cowards support illegal wars becaues they dont have the balls to say no

 
At 09 August, 2005 23:24, Blogger disabledvet said...

Many did say no. It's easy to say no - just vote. Nobody does anything bad to ya, okay maybe jury duty. Most of the guys over there were probably not old enough to vote for Bush, and were being patriotic. They didn't sign up for this war, they signed up to get Osama and bring him to justice. Bush is misusing their good intentions - he's a damn good con-artist

 
At 09 August, 2005 23:58, Anonymous Anonymous said...

then they are FUCKING MORONS to not expect this kind of shit from a facist administration after he stole the election and set up 911

 
At 10 August, 2005 01:14, Blogger disabledvet said...

Ahhh I seee
You read the future and anyone who can't is a moron?

 
At 10 August, 2005 14:21, Anonymous Anonymous said...

stolen elections and fake attacks arent the future they are the past and they should have known that a facist like that would start illegal wars against brown people but they were facists themselves and said lets go out and fuck brown people and they did and now they are crying and sobbing and wetting themselves beause the brown people are fighting back

 

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