Assessing Our Strategy Towards the 101st Fighting Keyboarders
Can you say cognitive dissonance? I received the following comment at my blog regarding my post A Quick Word to My Fellow Kallyfohnians (I have not edited the comment instead choosing to leave in the spelling errors) :
Why aren't you helping the poor and downtrodden of the world instead of sitting at a freakin computer desk pissing and moaning? hipocrite Haul your ass off to sudan or colombia or down the the nearest soup kitchen and shut the fuck up. god damn your a yellow assholeI then received an email with the subject "pussy" from the same individual which reads:
Get beat up alot in highschool? What a friggen coward, does your girlfriend (boyfriend?) know what a yellow coward you are?This made me realize something. The main weakness of our target audience--the 101st Keyboarders--is their anger. It is this trait which we must exploit. Just imagine if instead of sending nasty emails to liberal bloggers they could join the military and harness all of their anger towards the terrorists. Or maybe that would be too logical for these raging yeller elephants?
It's interesting how our yeller elephant friends like to turn the tables. Ashamed of their own cowardice to fully support our president's war, they have chosen to call us recruiters cowards. Operation Yellow Elephant will be a difficult struggle yet I have faith that we will prevail in our mission.
posted by Agi @ 8/05/2005 03:04:00 PM
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9 Comments:
Maybe he would enjoy riding his bike through the vast desert of the Al-Anbar province.
Creepy, its like looking in the mirror, isn't it?
I want the troops to die in Iraq because if they dont they will still be available to launch illegal wars against brown people
Great blogspot! I've never been here before. Where's a how-to so to administer the soldier's oath of office? Can't anybody do this, and just forward the names (of fools who swore themselves into our armed forces) over to the local recruiter's office?
Agitprop,
I don’t think I’d call demands that liberals join humanitarian causes “turning the tables.” “Blowing smoke” seems more appropriate. When did liberals say that our nation’s survival depends on the success of humanitarian projects in Sudan (or even in the US)? How many humanitarian workers have been “stop-lossed?” How many humanitarian workers have been ordered (or chose) to kill people who actually posed no threat to them? Anyone who thinks that war is equivalent to any other human activity in a moron and probably couldn’t pass the intelligence tests to get into the military, even now, even if that was their desire. But, obviously that is not the desire of the Yellow Elephants. They want others to suffer all the damage, emotional and physical, in their game of world domination.
When the only way the military can meet its recruitment goals is to lower the target, everybody knows that these blowhards don’t really support the administration’s policies. And they don’t believe that our nation is at risk any more than I do. Guess they just like lying to each other.
humanitarian projects arent worth shit that is why typing and surfing the net is the best way for us to fight those facist shit eating pussies because they would send people to sudan just to spy on brown people and then go back and kill them progressives dont need to take any action until all conservatives are dead in the sands of iraq
cowards support illegal wars becaues they dont have the balls to say no
then they are FUCKING MORONS to not expect this kind of shit from a facist administration after he stole the election and set up 911
stolen elections and fake attacks arent the future they are the past and they should have known that a facist like that would start illegal wars against brown people but they were facists themselves and said lets go out and fuck brown people and they did and now they are crying and sobbing and wetting themselves beause the brown people are fighting back
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