Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
The United Young Republicans Meetup Day is only eleven days away:
Young Republicans all over the world. The Third Tuesday of every month. It's news when Young Republicans Meetups happen on the same day. Excitement like that can mean more attention — and more members — for your Meetups!This meetup will occur on August 16. There are bound to be thousands of yellow elephants online just waiting to be recruited. Therefore, I encourage all patriotic Americans to take the following steps in order to snatch up these young, able-bodied potential recruits:
- Go to Young Republican Meetup
- Sign up and join a Young Republican Meetup Group in your area.
- Post messages in their discussion boards encouraging all yellow elephants to join the military and go fight in Iraq.
Remember, at first they will be very scared at the thought of military service. However, if you present it to them as a chance to honor their chickenhawk war-president by blowing shit up in the desert for Lord Jesus, then they might be more inclined to join.
God speed to you my fellow recruiters.