Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
The United Young Republicans Meetup Day is only eleven days away:
Young Republicans all over the world. The Third Tuesday of every month. It's news when Young Republicans Meetups happen on the same day. Excitement like that can mean more attention — and more members — for your Meetups!This meetup will occur on August 16. There are bound to be thousands of yellow elephants online just waiting to be recruited. Therefore, I encourage all patriotic Americans to take the following steps in order to snatch up these young, able-bodied potential recruits:
- Go to Young Republican Meetup
- Sign up and join a Young Republican Meetup Group in your area.
- Post messages in their discussion boards encouraging all yellow elephants to join the military and go fight in Iraq.
Remember, at first they will be very scared at the thought of military service. However, if you present it to them as a chance to honor their chickenhawk war-president by blowing shit up in the desert for Lord Jesus, then they might be more inclined to join.
God speed to you my fellow recruiters.
posted by Agi @ 8/05/2005 12:06:00 PM
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9 Comments:
Ok, that picture cracked me up...
republicans are pussies
FUCKING PUSSIES
Republicans...too busy trying to serve themselves to serve their country. Too bad, they make great cannon fodder.
Fuckin' bully-cowards, the lot of 'em.
I think they will always be able to excuse themselves from the fighting because Bush et al have consistantly maintained that troop strength is adequate.
Never mind that that is contrary to what the forces on the ground are saying. Except the top brass everyone is saying they are short handed.
If only there was something absolutly definative to point to and rub their noses in so you can finally say...
"Look! There aren't enough troops IN Iraq, to support the troops you need to be IN Iraq standing side by side with the troops...idiot!"
It's a shame, I feel sorry for the soldiers with families especially. Some reservists are losing their jobs.
I know of a guy that went over in the first wave, was gone 15 months and when he got back his job was gone! And get this...he worked for a large DEFENSE CONTRACTOR. Those fucking bastards!
It all worked out in the end as he got a laywer, got his job back along with some $50,000 with out having to go to court.
Still, it's unbelievable that a large Defense Contractor doesn't support the troops (or at least this guy). Last I talked to him he didn't know if it was a company wide thing.
~Foo Fighter~
what a shit eating pussy to be in the military and work for a war profiteer he deserves not to have a job because he is a baby killer and they empowered him to be one he should eat his own shit
there must be more neocons than we thought because of all the supporters of illegal wars and people who dont have the balls to stand up and say no
better to be a colony than an empire
we want those damn facist chickenhawks to sign up so they can die in war too
what is your obsession with jews do you support facist israel and the war against brown people?
we want republicans to get there balls blown off so they cant have kids
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