Slavery, Liquor, Strippers, and Mechanical Livestock
It's how family values minded Young Republicans unwind after a hard day of defending the right of less privileged Americans to die for Our Leader in Iraq:
The New York delegation then invited us to a party across town with an open bar, and we packed into a charter bus. I was sitting near the back and listened as some drunken jocks (including a delegate from Kentucky) had a heated discussion agreeing about how federalism was a great thing and slavery was a really good idea at the time and important part of America and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to check their history books. Wow.
The party was at a country-western bar with a mechanical bull, strippers doing strip-tease gymnastics while riding the mechanical bull, and a packed floor of line-dancing cowboys and cowgirls. And the New York delegates had a gigantic roll of tickets redeemable for unlimited free booze that was enjoyed by all.
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12 Comments:
this is just sick why dont these pussies enlist?
Hey, without slavery, libertarians would have no "it worked once" to point to.
Well, the nation is in safe hands. I'll sleep well tonight knowing they will be at the switch tomorrow.
Oh NOES! Coulds it bees that republicanses are peoples tooseses? Says its notses so!
THEY SHOULD BE OUT KILLING BROWN PEOPLE FOR THE EMPIRE
Oh NOES! Coulds it bees that republicanses are peoples tooseses? Says its notses so!
They are, but they seem to be so disapproving when people who AREN'T republicans behave in such fashion. You know, they start yammering on about "Moral values" and such.
pots who have the ironic habit of calling the kettle black
Though I strongly doubt it, there just might be some really great Republican points of view that just need to be explained to me better to make their policies make sense.
No, there's not. You have a very stark choice: lies or damn lies, pick your poison.
Stop ranting online. Start whispering in public.
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Print out these stories and leave them where others will find them.
I've been doing it for a couple of weeks now at Starbucks' and bus stops.
REPUBLICANS ARE ALL DIRTY SHIT EATING FACISTS ALONG WITH THE PROWAR ANTIBROWN DEMOCRATS
THATS MORE WORK THAN REPUBLICUNTS DO FOR THERE GREEN CARDS THEY SHOULD HAVE TO JOIN THE MILITARY IN ORDER TO BE ABLE TO VOTE THEN THEY WOULD ALL DIE IN THE QUAGMIRESANDS AND WE CAN CHANGE THE RULE AGAIN AND NOT LET BABYKILLERS VOTE AT ALL LIKE IT SHOULD BE
THE SHIT EATING FAGS SHOULD EAT SHIT TO DEATH
This is new? Anyone who so loudly proclaims ANYTHING like "family values" or "I am not a crook" are just trying to convince themselves....
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