Slavery, Liquor, Strippers, and Mechanical Livestock
It's how family values minded Young Republicans unwind after a hard day of defending the right of less privileged Americans to die for Our Leader in Iraq:
The New York delegation then invited us to a party across town with an open bar, and we packed into a charter bus. I was sitting near the back and listened as some drunken jocks (including a delegate from Kentucky) had a heated discussion agreeing about how federalism was a great thing and slavery was a really good idea at the time and important part of America and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to check their history books. Wow.
The party was at a country-western bar with a mechanical bull, strippers doing strip-tease gymnastics while riding the mechanical bull, and a packed floor of line-dancing cowboys and cowgirls. And the New York delegates had a gigantic roll of tickets redeemable for unlimited free booze that was enjoyed by all.