Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Slavery, Liquor, Strippers, and Mechanical Livestock

It's how family values minded Young Republicans unwind after a hard day of defending the right of less privileged Americans to die for Our Leader in Iraq:

The New York delegation then invited us to a party across town with an open bar, and we packed into a charter bus. I was sitting near the back and listened as some drunken jocks (including a delegate from Kentucky) had a heated discussion agreeing about how federalism was a great thing and slavery was a really good idea at the time and important part of America and anyone who thinks otherwise needs to check their history books. Wow.

The party was at a country-western bar with a mechanical bull, strippers doing strip-tease gymnastics while riding the mechanical bull, and a packed floor of line-dancing cowboys and cowgirls. And the New York delegates had a gigantic roll of tickets redeemable for unlimited free booze that was enjoyed by all.

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14 Comments:

At 02 August, 2005 00:12, Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is just sick why dont these pussies enlist?

 
At 02 August, 2005 00:13, Anonymous ronjazz said...

Hey, without slavery, libertarians would have no "it worked once" to point to.

 
At 02 August, 2005 00:16, Blogger Blue Girl, Red State said...

Well, the nation is in safe hands. I'll sleep well tonight knowing they will be at the switch tomorrow.

 
At 02 August, 2005 02:26, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh NOES! Coulds it bees that republicanses are peoples tooseses? Says its notses so!

 
At 02 August, 2005 12:44, Anonymous Anonymous said...

THEY SHOULD BE OUT KILLING BROWN PEOPLE FOR THE EMPIRE

 
At 02 August, 2005 13:57, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh NOES! Coulds it bees that republicanses are peoples tooseses? Says its notses so!

They are, but they seem to be so disapproving when people who AREN'T republicans behave in such fashion. You know, they start yammering on about "Moral values" and such.

pots who have the ironic habit of calling the kettle black

 
At 02 August, 2005 15:47, Anonymous Jim said...

Though I strongly doubt it, there just might be some really great Republican points of view that just need to be explained to me better to make their policies make sense.

No, there's not. You have a very stark choice: lies or damn lies, pick your poison.

 
At 02 August, 2005 17:21, Anonymous Start Whiispering said...

Stop ranting online. Start whispering in public.

http://psstpsstpsst.blogspot.com/

Print out these stories and leave them where others will find them.

I've been doing it for a couple of weeks now at Starbucks' and bus stops.

 
At 02 August, 2005 20:54, Anonymous Anonymous said...

REPUBLICANS ARE ALL DIRTY SHIT EATING FACISTS ALONG WITH THE PROWAR ANTIBROWN DEMOCRATS

 
At 03 August, 2005 18:06, Blogger cornhuskerblogger said...

COme and get your green cards -- all you got to do is dodge bullets for a year. down from 3 years thanks to Crazy W's low low prices...http://cardcarryingmember.blogspot.com/2005/07/contra-todos-los-enemigos.html

 
At 03 August, 2005 18:06, Blogger cornhuskerblogger said...

COme and get your green cards -- all you got to do is dodge bullets for a year. down from 3 years thanks to Crazy W's low low prices...http://cardcarryingmember.blogspot.com/2005/07/contra-todos-los-enemigos.html

 
At 04 August, 2005 13:31, Anonymous Anonymous said...

THATS MORE WORK THAN REPUBLICUNTS DO FOR THERE GREEN CARDS THEY SHOULD HAVE TO JOIN THE MILITARY IN ORDER TO BE ABLE TO VOTE THEN THEY WOULD ALL DIE IN THE QUAGMIRESANDS AND WE CAN CHANGE THE RULE AGAIN AND NOT LET BABYKILLERS VOTE AT ALL LIKE IT SHOULD BE

 
At 06 August, 2005 22:59, Anonymous Anonymous said...

THE SHIT EATING FAGS SHOULD EAT SHIT TO DEATH

 
At 08 August, 2005 17:35, Blogger Nodak Jack said...

This is new? Anyone who so loudly proclaims ANYTHING like "family values" or "I am not a crook" are just trying to convince themselves....

 

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