GOT TO PAY TO PLAY

From commenter MJS who blogs at Mortal Jive:

GOT TO PAY TO PLAY

If you support the war, go fight it
If you don't, stay away
If you're dirty with oil money
Got to pay to play

Gasoline is expensive
Our proud country will not beg
Sign up, Bush supporters
Spend an arm and a leg

(chorus)
Oh, momma done raised you
For the weekends on the lake
Oh, daddy done praised you
For your smile that is fake
You done had the better part
Of the pie we all enjoy
Time to go to Iraq
Time to deploy
Get 'em--ha ha!

Forget about the kegger
Put that bong away
Salute the flag, buddy
Now is the time and day

It will make a man of you
And a woman it will make
Get your boots on off to Boot Camp
Or is your war support just fake?
Man, it better not be fake...

(chorus)
Oh, momma done raised you
For the weekends on the lake
Oh, daddy done praised you
For your smile that is fake
You done had the better part
Of the pie we all enjoy
Time to go to Iraq
Time to deploy
Get 'em--ha ha!

If you support the war, go fight it
If you don't, stay away
If you're dirty with oil money
Got to pay to play

Gasoline is expensive
Our proud country will not beg
Sign up, Bush supporters
Spend an arm and a leg

(chorus)
Oh, momma done raised you
For the weekends on the lake
Oh, daddy done praised you
For your smile that is fake
You done had the better part
Of the pie we all enjoy
Time to go to Iraq
Time to deploy
Get 'em--ha ha!