Where Have All The Elephants Gone?
So far, the Young Republicans and College Republicans have refused to serve their country. I'm rather surprised that they don't want to go party in the desert to spread democracy and kill Iraqis. Perhaps these young conservatives require more motivation?
Or maybe what they need is demotivation? They seem to forget that by voting for War President Bush they were voting for war. Yet they refuse to fight it!
The male yellow elephants prefer to scream like jackasses instead of going to fight the terra-ists. So what about the ladies? Operation Yellow Elephant is an equal opportunity recruiter. Join up ladies! There are no ditches in Iraq so you won't have to worry about getting any infections.