A Quick Word to My Fellow Kallyfohnians

I would like to extend my congratulations to California's 2005 Young Republican National Federation delegation on helping elect Zack Scrivner to the YRNF 2005-2007 board at your Las Vegas festivities. The California booth came in 2nd nationally and your "Ghostbusters" group won first place for Best Costume. I'm sure that you young Republicans ain't afraid of no ghosts! So why are you afraid of shedding a little blood while fighting insurgents in Iraq? Come on, just strap on a gun and about 50-100 pounds of military equipment to those nice beige outfits of yours and you will look ready for combat in the desert!

You Kallyfohnians joined Arnold two years ago in his neo-fascist campaign to remake my fair state into a privatized nightmare. Now you flaunt around in Ghostbuster outfits and attend Freedom Fighter Panels. Yet you neglect to serve your country by fighting our president's war in Iraq. Joining the military would be so exciting for you young ones. You could dress up like Arnold in Predator, smear mud all over your faces and pretend that insurgents in Fallujah are in fact space aliens. It would be fantastic. Quit being girlie men and run to your local recruiting station at once!