Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Special Op Yellow Caucus Orders

I've updated the contact info for Special Op Yellow Caucus.

Remember, a letter or fax is worth a hundred emails.

Be sure to make the following points in your letters:

  • The military is suffering a manpower crisis.
  • You need to step up and sponsor the bill to raise the enlistment age to 42.
  • Once the bill is passed, it's your duty to volunteer as an infantryman.

Contact info:

Robert Aderholt, Virginia
1433 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515
Phone: (202)225-4876
Fax: (202)225-5587

Eric Cantor (enter "Glen Allen, VA 23060" in the required fields)
329 Cannon Building
Washington, DC 20515
Phone: (202) 225-2815
Fax: (202) 225-0011

Michael Ferguson (Warren, NJ 07059)
214 Cannon House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
202-225-5361 - office
202-225-9460 - fax

Michael G. Fitzpatrick
1516 Longworth H.O.B.
Washington, DC 20515
(202) 225-9511 Fax

Vito John Fossella
1239 Longworth House Office Building
Washington D.C. 20515
P: (202) 225-3371
F: (202) 226-1272

Bobby Jindal
1205 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
Phone: (202)-225-3015
Fax: (202)-226-0386

Ric Keller (Orlando, FL 32801-2040)
419 Cannon House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515
Phone: (202) 225-2176
Fax: (202) 225-0999

Patrick T. McHenry
224 Cannon House Office Building
Washington, D.C. 20515
Telephone: 202.225.2576
Fax: 202.225.0316

Cathy McMorris, Washington
1708 Longworth House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
phone: 202-225-2006
fax: 202-225-3392

Devin Nunes (Visalia, CA 93291)
1017 Longworth HOB
Washington, DC 20515
(202) 225-2523
(202) 225-3404 FAX

Chip Pickering, Mississippi
229 Cannon HOB
Washington, DC 20515
202.225.5031 Tel
202.225.5797 Fax

Adam Putnam, Florida
1213 Longworth House
Office Building
Washington, DC 20515-0912
Phone: 202-225-1252
Fax: 202-226-0585

Paul Ryan (Janesville WI 53545-3959)
1113 Longworth HOB
Washington, D.C. 20515
Phone: (202) 225-3031
Fax: (202) 225-3393

John Sullivan, Oklahoma
114 Cannon House
Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
Phone: 202 225-2211
Fax: 202 225-9187

John E. Sununu, New Hampshire
111 Russell Senate Office Building
Washington, DC 20510
(202) 224-2841
FAX (202) 228-413


At 17 August, 2005 09:00, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So I was sitting on my increasingly fat yellow elephant ass when a package came in the mail for me. It was my order of iraqi skulls. You see, skulls just work best for drinking pure, freshly "liberated" oil out of. After gulping down about $30 worth I went over to jim's house to suck his dick and plan ways to protest gay rights. Then his mother came in with some cookies and I said, "yeah you bring cookies! No go back to the kitchen which is where all woman and brown people belong!" I then went back home to watch FOX News and work on my painting of Ann Coulter fucking Michelle Malkin with a glass crucifix. I prayed to Jayeeshush and went to bed.

At 17 August, 2005 13:06, Anonymous Anonymous Jr. said...

Dad? Is that you?

At 17 August, 2005 13:17, Anonymous Redneck said...


At 17 August, 2005 13:23, Anonymous Steve said...

still leaving out the demopussies I see

At 17 August, 2005 14:33, Anonymous cdj said...

Is this a good OYE suggestion:

Due to the "large" influx of anti-Cathy people going to Crawford, send some people down there with enlistment papers. They are obviously TRUE warriors down there!

At 17 August, 2005 15:43, Anonymous sister faith said...

General Sir

What a marvelous idear from cdj. You really should arrange a few enlistment opportunities for the all the true warriors. Guess the guy with the gun and the guy with the pickup truck may be too old to serve?

At 17 August, 2005 20:20, Blogger Karl said...

I personalized my letters by noting one specific fact:

The Army asking Congress to raise the maximum enlistment age to 42 really means that the Army Wants You! [That is, the Congressmen, -woman or Senators who are 42 or younger.]

That's certainly a much more effective way of Supporting Our President than mere politics, isn't it?


At 17 August, 2005 20:45, Anonymous Anonymous said...

any response from these stinking pussies and there fake democrat allies?

At 17 August, 2005 23:26, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sister Faith has a great idea!
So what if the Twin (but respective: Gun & Truck) Larry's are old? Their enthusiasm makes up for any old age difference!

I say we waive any age limit just for them, and indeed any of their ilk who show such patriotism combined with such enterprising, industrious vigor!

At 17 August, 2005 23:28, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sister Faith has a great idea!
So what if the Twin (but respective: Gun & Truck) Larry's are old(er)? Their enthusiasm alone makes up for any dumb age difference!

I say we waive any age limit for them, and so indeed any of their ilk who show true Texas *TM Pending* patriotism; combined with such enterprising, industrious vigor!

At 18 August, 2005 12:42, Blogger markg8 said...

Faxed them all General and asked for reply. Let's see what I get. Here's the text.

Dear Senator Sununu,

Please sign on to co-sponsor the bill in Congress raising the enlistment age in our military to 42. We have a severe manpower crisis in the US Army and the Marines are in poor shape too. The President says our generals tell him we have sufficient numbers of troops to accomplish the mission in Iraq but the fact of the matter is most of our ground troops in country have had 2 rotations already and by the end of next year the current contingent will have had 3. This is unsustainable. We need more soldiers to replace those who are leaving the service or being killed and wounded. The brunt of the fighting is being born by too few Americans to win the war. I feel we have to stay in Iraq long after the last drop of their oil is gone if need be to make sure it becomes a free market democracy allied with the US and not Iran. As Secretary of State Rice said recently this is a generational conflict.

But just passing a bill isn't enough. We need young Republican leaders like yourself to show the way. Please consider enlisting in the US Army as an infantryman once this bill passes. We need young men like you to help spread democracy at the point of a gun wherever President Bush deems necessary. I know that if you unfortunately have to make the supreme sacrifice your wife will not turn all Cindy Sheehan on us. And that's the real problem. We can't count on Democrats to carry the ball. If we do we'll be making more Cindy Sheehans, John Kerrys and Ron Kovics. We need true patriots like you to step up and put on uniforms or we run the risk of a true Vietnamization of Iraq and we all know how that worked out last time.

Please do this for all of us. I eagerly await your reply and thanks for your time.

Patriotically Yours,

Mark Garrity

At 18 August, 2005 13:19, Anonymous Anonymous said...

have you heard anything back from the shit eating facists and there demofacist allies?

At 18 August, 2005 14:27, Anonymous stevenyc said...

Here's mine - modeled on the general's, but different tone. They will be faxed out today and tomorrow. I had to tailor it a little bit because some of them are freshman (didn't vote for the war). One other thing - if you want them to see it immediately, you might have to look on their websites and find the fax number to their home office. Washington is a ghost town right now.

Dear Representative _________,

As you know, our nation is at war in Iraq to keep our country safe from the terrorists. As you also know, our armed forces are having serious trouble filling their ranks. To remedy this, the Department of Defense has asked Congress to raise the maximum enlistment age to 42.

You [voted to support this war and] have praised it and President Bush without reservation. Should the maximum draft age be changed, you will be eligible to serve. After Pearl Harbor, 8 members of the House signed up, including future president Lyndon Johnson (then representing the 10th District of Texas). Pat Tillman put his NFL career on hold to become a Ranger, and he paid the ultimate price. You [or "The president"] sent thousands of our sons, daughters, husbands, wives, mothers, and fathers to destroy Saddam’s weapons of mass destruction and wipe out terrorism, and now you can join them in the war effort.

The president needs you to help change the draft age, and the nation needs you to sign up for infantry duty once the bill passes. Your sacrifice will not go unnoticed and will similarly inspire others to join up. Certainly, your peers, your fellow [Virginians, Louisianans, whatever] and a grateful nation will honor you if you return. Our country needs to bring freedom to the people of Iraq. You and the other war supporters should be in the front ranks of those who deliver this precious gift.

Yours most sincerely,

At 18 August, 2005 14:38, Anonymous Anonymous said...

where the fuck are the results I dont give a fuck how you changed a few words and are all proud of yourself get back to the circle jerk

At 18 August, 2005 22:55, Blogger Gen. JC Christian, Patriot said...

Cool. I'll have another one to ad togight.

At 19 August, 2005 13:00, Blogger markg8 said...

Hey anon if I hear anything back I'll post it. In the meantime start typing something that actually contributes or shut up.

At 19 August, 2005 13:07, Blogger ed sharp said...

After the attacks of September 11 I was moved to seek out recruiters for the army and national guard. Unfortunately I was told that I am too old, even though I run the marathon, speak three languages and have a college degree. I'm in much better shape than most 18 year olds. Regretably,the young republicans have failed to rise to the challenge that their leaders have placed upon this country. The politicians that started this war have failed to provide the adequate manpower needed for a successful outcome. The people that voted for Bush and have not enlisted are worse than moral cowards, they are sub-human parasites that feed off the sacrifice of those few that have enlisted. And that goes double for the parents of enlistment age slackers.

At 19 August, 2005 13:50, Blogger Blogenfreude said...

Ed - truly admirable.

At 19 August, 2005 15:05, Blogger dancewater said...

I called everyone of them, and it only took 20 minutes and 45 cents.

I got a phone card from

It's pretty cheap.

It was fun.

At 19 August, 2005 18:25, Blogger kate said...

is a demopussie like a foster dog?

At 19 August, 2005 18:47, Blogger Blogenfreude said...

maybe ... return it if it claws the furniture ...


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