U.S. Army Recruiting Opportunity: Crawford, TX
Attention Waco-area Army Recruiters:
Please check out the Cindy Sheehan counter-demonstrators as likely prospects. Those who aren't out of shape, that is.
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posted by Karl @ 8/22/2005 02:59:00 AM
10 comments
10 Comments:
Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Iraqanam
So put down your books and pick up a gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.
And it's one, two, three,
What are we fighting for
Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
Next stop is Iraqanam;
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
What else do the republicans want? The have the WH, The House, The Senate, and war.
Karl - even the out-of-shape ones can contribute. They need lots of truck drivers on that long road between the Green Zone and the airport. Of course, boot camp might shape 'em up for combat.
It doesn't even matter if they're out of shape. From everything I've read, recruiters are so desperate they'll take anybody. High school dropouts, drug addicts, criminals, people who are 200 pounds overweight. If you're still breathing the Army needs you.
Wheeze all that you can wheeze?
Bub, that song sucks.
Yeah, but it kind of lodges itself in your head. Sort of like the Volkswagen GTI song, when they did it in German to a Beach Boys tune ... almost bought one, until I bought a Jetta.
But I am REALLY off topic.
SID - do you support the war?
WAR FOR THE POOR/TAX CUTS FOR THE RICK
Who's "THE RICK"?
Don't dump 100% of the blame on military recruiters. They didn't start the war in iraq or afghanistan. Most recruiters didn't even want to be recruiters. Yes, some commit some serious improprieties to enlist people, but the reason for that is someone always threatening and pressuring them.
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