Happy Birthday, Andrew Madison Rove
Operation Yellow Elephant wishes real American Andrew Madison Rove (above, left), son of Bush "43" White House official Karl Rove (right), a happy 18th birthday.
We're not sure exactly when Andrew Rove turned 18, and when we called to ask, the White House transferred us to VoiceMail, but here's why we think he's an adult now:
1. He graduated from high school in Spring 2006
2. He was supposedly at Trinity University in Texas, though we can't confirm.
3. He's also been reported as being 19 years old.
We welcome any official correction from the White House or any knowledgeable party, which must include the month in which Andrew Rove will be indisputably an adult [say, the month after his birthday]. We don't want, or need, to know the exact date.
But the bottom line is simple: Has Karl Rove encouraged his son Andrew to consider volunteering for military service in the Global War on Terror, even if he plans another career later in life?
If so, then we thank Mr. Rove for doing all he can and will leave it up to Andrew to make his own decision, for which he alone is responsible.
And if not, why not?
Hat tip here.