Thursday, April 12, 2007

War Czar: Fred Kagan of the American Enterprise Institute

Operation Yellow Elephant's Senior Officer Executive Search Division nominates American Enterprise Institute Resident Scholar Frederick Kagan, Ph.D., to Serve Our President as the "War Czar."

After all, Dr. Kagan [a healthy heterosexual under 42] is the intellectual author of the Surge in Iraq and has yet to Serve Our Nation in uniform. Since so many retired four-star generals [five, at last count] have declined the job, it's time for Dr. Kagan to Support President Bush.
Be A Man! Run [and Win!] the Wars in Iraq and Afghanistan!


At 15 April, 2007 17:07, Anonymous ChickenhawksAreTasty said...

I'm sympathetic to this cause, but do you guys ever go out and actively recruit CRs face-to-face? Do you go to conventions of young conservatives to hand out military recruitment pamphlets? I'd be happy to help if you do.

At 16 April, 2007 08:56, Blogger OYE said...

Thank you.

Yes, we do occasionally contact healthy heterosexual young men who support the war and, of course, Support President Bush, and encourage them to Be A Man! Enlist!

We're planning our next action in early July at the Young Republicans National Convention in South Florida.

Please send us an e-mail at operationyellowelephant at gmail dot com. Thanks.

At 16 April, 2007 13:18, Anonymous Wek said...

Kagan may be under 42. He may also be heterosexual. But I don't think it is appropriate to refer to him as healthy. For christsakes he's starting to grow tusks.

At 16 April, 2007 22:20, Blogger Gary said...

According to the latest poll, the American public wishes Nancy Pelosi was War Czar.

"Currently, President Bush and Congress disagree about what to do about U.S. troop levels in Iraq. Who do you think should have the final say about troop levels in Iraq, the President or Congress?

President: 44%
Congress: 49%"

At 07 May, 2007 15:16, Blogger bibimimi troll'p said...

what's with the McCain-like poison glands on the side of his face?

At 10 May, 2007 07:01, Blogger Gunfighter said...

Isn't he the same guy that was recently outed by the DC madam?

By the way, I have been lurking for quite some time from the DC area.

Keep the faith!

At 16 May, 2007 15:20, Blogger Passerby said...

Give him a position so that he can be held accountable. Later this year, he's going to turn his guns on the administration when his little pet project fails. "Oh, the Bushies just didn't implement the surge correctly." Blah blah . . . Send the fatty to the front!


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