Sunday, September 24, 2006

Real Americans Encourage Young Conservative Geoff Smock: Be A Man! Enlist!

Join many other Real Americans in encouraging The Young Conservative's Geoff Smock, author of Win This War, to Be A Man! Enlist! All this since our posting yesterday.

Click here to leave a comment on his blog. Then scroll down.

Click here to send him an e-mail.

Here's how other Real Americans have mentored this young man (excerpts):

Carl Ballard: So you'll be signing up? Or have you lost the will to win?


Talk is cheap, 12th man: wearing the uniform or waving the flag doesn't make you part of the team. If you really mean what you say, sign up to fight this war.

What makes you more important than the men and women who have already signed up and shown up with more than clapping and cheering?

If you really think it's worth fighting, then go fight it.

Doug: Hey Geoff, Great stuff! So which branch of the service did you volunteer to serve with?

Warmongering Chickenhawk-

Hi Geoff,

I, like you, am a cheerleader of this unending war which is basically only benefitting the military corporations and oil companies which we all know are heavily invested in by us patriotic GOPers.

I, like you and our fearless leaders, who cheerlead for unending conflict have 'other priorities' than to actually join the battles that are so vital to my 'freedoms' which incidentally I will have to give up to preserve.


Cat got your tongue, tuff stuff?

You gonna let these girly-men rib you about being too chickenhawk to enlist?

BeenThereDoneThat: Join up or shut up, asswipe. And by the way, your writing style sucks too.

avenge: ENLIST!

Jeremiah Abershawe-

Hey there, just finished up my second tour in Iraq. It is my last. The Army, because of manning issues, was forced to stop-loss me. The majority of my platoon was stop-lossed. We are due to leave the Army within the next 90 days. Will you be the one to take up the arms we lay down?

LOL! I think not. Stay at home with mommy and daddy where it's safe and your bank account is kept full!

Operation Yellow Elephant also Welcomes Jeremiah Abershawe Home from Iraq. We thank you for your service to our country, extended by stop-loss, and will continue to do everything we can to ensure that our military has the high-quality, motivated recruits it needs to fight and win the Global War on Terrorism.


At 24 September, 2006 08:57, Blogger KayInMaine said...

Well Geoff? Are you going to sign up or did you suddenly get a boil on your ass and feel you can do it? You know, kind of like Ass Limbo (you know him as Rush Limbaugh)?

A chickenhawk is one who loves the war that is being fought who goes around telling everyone they meet they love the war. This person will heil the Commander-in-Chief as a saint because of the war, but....when this same chickenhawk is asked to fight this war to show his or her support for it......the chickenhawk runs away like a girl in sheer fright!

Chickenhawk. Yup, the GOP is full of them.

Now grab your jackboots and head on over to the recruiting office Geoff and show Bush that you'll fight ALL of his Financial Transaction Wars for him because you believe in him wholeheartedly!!!

Go! Bring Ben Ferguson with you too because he's 24 and healthy!!!

At 24 September, 2006 14:18, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I fail to see how Limbaugh is at fault for failing the physical. He didn't skip off to Canada like so many did. He stayed, but wasn't fit to serve. Did he do something wrong that he should be ashamed of?

At 24 September, 2006 15:05, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha, thanks for a good laugh. I'm glad to see some people graduated from first grade forensics and learned how to make baseless ad hominem attacks! Hmm, I am interested to see what happens when/if you learn about *gasp* actual argumentation where a refutation might actually be necessary.

At 24 September, 2006 15:27, Blogger freder421 said...

Do you think that they could have cut that boil off of rush's ass? If he wanted to serve his country he could have had his asshole fixed. Is rush a little girl fucker or a little boy fucker, that is the only question?

At 24 September, 2006 19:21, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fred, do you feel the same way about the gay republicans that ducked service by being out rather than in the closet?

Rush's wikipedia bio claims two things (notice what I bold):
Limbaugh stated that he was not drafted because a physical found that he had an "inoperable pilonidal cyst" and "a football knee from high school."

At 25 September, 2006 08:25, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Inoperable?" The only sort of "inoperable" pilonidal cyst is one that's been left untreated so long as to have killed the subject.

I had one removed; a huge chunk of butt-meat taken away with it. I was walking around that afternoon with a pile of gauze packed into the open hole. Sure, I couldn't go to war in THAT condition, but a few months later, I was fully recovered.

...Hey, "high school football knee!" I believe Pat Buchanan had that too. Thank goodness he recovered from that so completely once he was no longer eligible, that he could go jogging.

Seriously, Anonymous, you're just gullible. Selectively gullible. Put THAT in bold.

At 25 September, 2006 12:33, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actully that thing that the docs cut off Rush's butthole actually mutated in a petrie dish into something full grown that actually writes columns. They call it David Limbaugh> The official story is that a limbaugh brother . But thats about as believable as anything else Rushbo's say's

At 25 September, 2006 20:04, Blogger freder421 said...

re-read my question please, it did not mention gay repugs. Does rush still have that asshole problem? According to you, it could not be cut off. I guess that is one of the reasons they call him pigman or is pigboy.

At 26 September, 2006 15:21, Blogger Karl said...


At least that gay Republican has seen the inside of a recruiting station.

How about you?


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