OYE 104: What All Bush/War Supporters Must Do!
If you are an American citizen 18-41 and support the war, if you haven't visited your local Armed Forces Recruiting Center to volunteer for military service, then you're a Yellow Elephant.
Even if you know you're not eligible to serve in the military, stop by anyway. At this point, recruiters have enough time on their hands to tell any American citizen in that age group who wants to volunteer whether he/she qualifies for enlistment. You don't need to fill out any paperwork. Just tell them why you think you're not eligible. If you're mistaken, they'll start the process to confirm that you have the courage of your convictions.
If the recruiter confirms that you are not eligible, get the recruiter's card and note date, time, location and exact reason.
Then ask the recruiters what you can do to help. Do what they tell you. And keep on doing it.
Only then are you off the hook with Operation Yellow Elephant.