Yellow Elephants in Texarkana, Texas/Arkansas
It's business as usual in Texarkana; the Texarkana Debutante Cotillion Club presented nine 2005 Debutantes at the Presentation Ball at the Texarkana Country Club on Tuesday, December 27.
And none of those fine young men escorting the debutantes has ever visited an Armed Forces Recruiting Station, it seems.
Don't they realize that Our Country is At War, which President Bush has described as a "noble cause"?
What pussies! However, I'm certain their virginity is quite safe with those guys.