Jan. 24 Military Recruiting Lead: Carbondale, IL

Attention Military Recruiters:

The Southern Illinois University Carbondale's "Conservative Coming Out Day," Tuesday, January 24, should certainly help you to identify good recruiting prospects: They'll be coming out of the closets where they've been hiding all this time.

This should be good practice for the College Republicans' Jan. 30 "Finish the Job: Support Our Troops" rallies.

Best of all, you'll have the full support of all Americans in the run-up to President Bush's Jan. 31 State of the Union speech.