National Review's Jonah Goldberg: Yellow Elephant
Well, at least Jonah Goldberg of National Review has considered volunteering for military service:
As for why my sorry a** isn't in the kill zone, lots of people think this is a searingly pertinent question. No answer I could give -- I'm 35 years old, my family couldn't afford the lost income, I have a baby daughter, my a** is, er, sorry, are a few -- ever seem to suffice.
But his sorry a** is still good enough for National Review Online?