Monday, June 02, 2008

Regrets....I've had a few

I wonder if this young man eventually had his elephant tattoo removed or colored yellow?


At 02 June, 2008 13:34, Blogger Groenhagen said...

Why should he? And when are you going to get your pansey ass to the recruiter, Wek? Young Democrats can enlist as well as Republicans.

At 02 June, 2008 13:55, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ladies & gentlemen...another typical Groeney Class 1 (ad hominem attack). If you would like to learn how to argue effectively, Kevy, go over to the "special thread" and we'll begin your lesson for today.


At 02 June, 2008 14:18, Blogger Groenhagen said...


Maybe you should school Wek. He is the one who is calling on others to volunteer for military service when he himself has never spent a day in uniform. You could explain to him why his argument is hypocritical.

BTW, is there any evidence that the young man in the photo has not served in the military? If there is, Wek should provide it.

At 02 June, 2008 14:34, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kevy, since I know nothing about the man, I won't presume to attempt to "school him." You, on the other hand...


At 02 June, 2008 17:32, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The evidence is that he's wearing a Reagan shirt...No true Reaganite would be caught dead actually serving.

At 02 June, 2008 19:16, Blogger Groenhagen said...


The are hundreds of thousands of Reaganites, including me, who have served in the military. Yet again, a Green Baboon has denigrated the service of others.

At 03 June, 2008 08:35, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry Kevy...You're attacking the wrong person (I guess we can label that a "Groeney Class 6"...boy, we're really working up a significant list of your sadly inept tactics). I would never denigrate the service of actual veterans.


At 03 June, 2008 13:32, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Always pushing phony machismo

Just over compensation for a tiny chorizo

Loves to build a rhetorical scarecrow

And bamboozle us with 1950s political retro

Listens to Limbaugh on his Stereo

Who lies when he claims to speak for the "Average Joe"

Wants to send all the liberals straight to Gitmo

And nuke Tehran until it's aglow

Worships Bush Jr who's too dense to say "doh!"

Living in the White House when he deserves skid row.

From the Red Chinese he will borrow

And spend it all on hookers and blow

His soul it's clear it is in escrow

One day he'll meet Ronnie in the flames below

At 03 June, 2008 17:50, Blogger Groenhagen said...


You just denigrated the service of all Reaganites, including myself, who served in the military. How about an apology?

At 03 June, 2008 23:39, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In all of my travels I have seen some poor misguided souls, but this grinning half-wit takes the cake with room to spare and cutoff sleeves no less. Just ponder the laugh riot when someone points out that the herbivorous elephant is not predatory and rarely shares its natural environment with the domesticated ass. Surely our amateur equinologist, blinded by the worst pain of his young life as the tattoo needle gently nudged his naked, pale white flesh, was unable to illustrate to the artist (who, in their defense, may have been too busy stifling gales of laughter) that the proper animal representation would have been the Equus Africanus, or African Wild Ass, which is native to a number of the elephant's natural habitats, but is unfortunately characterized by patterned lower legs similar to a zebra. A minor miscue but alas, a tattoed representation is regrettably permanent. It is also exceedingly rare for the docile elephant to attempt to attack using its tusks as depicted. Perhaps the montage is meant to represent an unfortunate accident whereas a number of animals attempted to flee their cages in panic upon hearing that John McCain was coming as an 'agent of change' to 'reform' their zoo. Tragic, just tragic.

At 04 June, 2008 10:09, Blogger Groenhagen said...


Rare, airhead, but it happens:

And, of course, metaphorically, the GOP elephant has gored the Democrat Party's ass numerous times. It even gored a Gore.

At 04 June, 2008 10:49, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess you have plenty of time to compose Google searches since you've finished your paper route for the day

At 04 June, 2008 14:47, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vein of Groeney hypocracy runs deep

On CSPAN they need to Bleep

A Senate apperance by the Veep

Behaves just like a belligerant creep

Pharisees took over while we were asleep

Won't pay taxes cause they're too Cheap

To the the slaughter herding sheep

While secretly molesting Little Bo Peep

As stop loss widows in the graveyard weep

Yellow Elephants wont lose any sleep

Far from danger, thier asses they keep

Staying behind to bluster and freep

Bigger drama queens than Meryl Streep

As they sew so shall they reap

At 04 June, 2008 16:22, Blogger Groenhagen said...


"Vein of Groeney hypocracy runs deep."

What's hypocracy? Rule by horses?

These Green Baboons aren't that sharp, are they?

At 04 June, 2008 16:53, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kevy, it's probably along the lines of the "stay at dad" you claimed not to be last week.


At 04 June, 2008 17:09, Blogger Groenhagen said...

Not really. I left a word out. Dogface completely mangled a word a second grader should know.

At 04 June, 2008 17:16, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! Lil Kevy admits to a mistake! Stop the presses, cancel all leaves and plan a parade! Whatever happened to your mantra, "Never retreat, never surrender, never admit error?"

I bet mommy and daddy will give you some extra cookies for being honest for a change...Good Kevy!


At 04 June, 2008 17:29, Blogger Groenhagen said...


That's all right, squirt. I guess if I were a coward who could not defend the cowardly and dishonest argument offered by this blog, I might resort to distraction as well.

When you finally muster enough courage to debate the Green Baboon's argument out in the open, please let me know, you pathetic, little man. I won't be holding my breath.

At 04 June, 2008 17:34, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aw...little guy, you were making so much progress and now you're getting grumpy...I'll tell you what...tomorrow we'll deal with this issue in "the special thread," okay?


At 04 June, 2008 19:29, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the owner of said tattoo I feel the need to make a comment. The comments on here are so poisonous and childish as to completely negate whatever purpose this site serves. I feel no need to explain myself to people who would not serve in any of this nation's conflicts for any reason. FYI- This photo is ripped from DailyKos where a while back somebody wrote their observations of the 2003 Young Republican National Convention which I attended. Since then the tattoo has been colored and I've lost 50 lbs. :-)

At 04 June, 2008 20:07, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry. It was actually 2005 in Las Vegas. Take care, all! :-)

At 04 June, 2008 20:26, Blogger Groenhagen said...

"As the owner of said tattoo I feel the need to make a comment. The comments on here are so poisonous and childish as to completely negate whatever purpose this site serves."

This blog is run by College Democrats who never served in the military, so the poisonous and childish comments are to be expected. Don't let the Green Baboons get to you.

At 05 June, 2008 12:24, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Willing but physically unable to serve Like Wek

Shows that he's passed an important gut check

Not like owner of arm the elephants bedeck

The bottom line on you, still says "Blech!"

Mistake to think he's smoother than Brubeck

Now he's tatted up like a real roughneck

And now no longer more obese than Schreck

Could lose 20 more of ugly fat by lopping his own neck

Smarmy Arch Purveyors of Neo-Con Dreck

Love to incite a big train wreck

As for conscience, they show not a speck

Sitting in the luxury box below the upper deck

Groeney the phony leatherneck

"Tu es con" as they say in Quebec

At 15 June, 2008 15:36, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He probably had the elephant colored to look like the American flag. Cowards tend to use the red, white, and blue to hide the yellow streak running down their backs.

Semper Fi,


At 19 June, 2008 08:11, Blogger Doppelganger said...

Desk-jockey pseudo-tough guy Groany:

"And, of course, metaphorically, the GOP elephant has gored the Democrat Party's ass numerous times. It even gored a Gore"

Yeah, just like that last round of elections, eh?

Pity that so many American voters are stupid and gullible enough to be taken in by the lies Roive and his minioons spew and, of cours,e the trumped-up terror alerts right around election time.

Sad that rethuglicans have to resort to scare tactics and lies to win elections. Guess they just tooka page from the book of Goering:

“Naturally the common people don’t want war. But after all, it is the
leaders of a country who determine the policy, and it’s always a
simple matter to drag people along whether it is a democracy or a
fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship.
Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of
the leaders. This is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are
being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and
for exposing the country to danger. It works the same in every


Funny how desk jockeys and wannabes always seem to play the tough guy on the internet...

At 19 June, 2008 08:13, Blogger Doppelganger said...

Anonymous tattooed sissy:

"I feel no need to explain myself to people who would not serve in any of this nation's conflicts for any reason"

Did YOU ser4ve, tough tattoo guy?

'Course not - just like Reagan the coward. While real patriots like Jimmy Stewart and Errol Flynn were serving in WWII - actors with actual talent, by the way - manly flag-waver Ronnie Reagan stayed home making shitty movies and trying to score with real men's wives.

At 22 June, 2008 22:50, Anonymous Kevin Simms said...

Groenhagen, Please stop spewing rightwing vomit over these message boards. You are a pathalogical liar and nobody here (or elsewhere) gives two shits what you have to say. Enlist and fight in YOUR war asshole. Hopefully you'll stay there permanently.


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