Florida's JEB Bush Jr. Wimps Out

Presidential nephew John Ellis "JEB" Bush, Jr. [above, right] has joined the Rudy Giuliani Presidential Campaign as Chairman of Florida Young Professionals for Rudy.

In other words, rather than Support Our Troops, and Support President Bush, by volunteering for military service, thus setting a good example for the rest of us, this healthy heterosexual has chosen to work in commercial real estate in Florida. Bo-ring!

We think his already colorful personal life would, in fact, make him an inspiring leader of men, starting with the leadership skills and personal credibility our junior officers, the Captains and Lieutenants, get from service in Iraq and Afghanistan. 'Not to mention helping, through personal example, to persuade more real Americans to
Be A Man! Enlist! than Henry Hager - or even Jenna - ever could.

That's why we're really disappointed in JEB Bush Jr. He's yet another example of, in U.S. Army Veteran Rob Ash's most memorable words, "Glory without the Guts."

Note: We have already praised JEB Bush Jr.'s older brother, George P. Bush, for joining the Naval Reserve. To our knowledge, however, he has yet to serve on active duty.

Hat tip to Wonkette. And Steve Gilliard, RIP.