Military Recruiting Opportunity: Richmond, Virginia

From the Style Weekly, Richmond, Virginia's alternative newspaper:

Parrotheads and Young Republicans are among the first to sign up for party rooms at the new Black Finn Restaurant and Saloon near the Canal Walk. (These normally fierce enemies in the wild apparently set aside their rivalries for a mojito.)

OK, military recruiters, here's how you can make your mission and have a good time, too!