Military Recruiters Invited to Capital Club Events

Attention Military Recruiters:

To Support President Bush, Washington's Capital Club has invited all military recruiters to their party series, such as their latest, Swine on the Vine. All present are 21+ and make their own decisions. We're certain you'll have a great time.

Please note that none of the female attendees has any intention of even considering military service. So, please keep any interaction with them strictly personal and don't even think of suggesting that they enlist. This is a strictly social event as far as they are concerned.

The Capital Club itself is run by males, all of whom appear to be healthy heterosexuals well under 41. In contrast to the female attendees, you should actively seek recruitment prospects among the male participants. Feel free to appeal to their patriotism and other human emotions in order to make your mission.

The next event is a costume party Saturday, October 28. Just wear your uniforms and you can explain to everyone what things mean. Maybe this will inspire the males to consider serving and the females to encourage them.

No matter what, have fun and good luck!

Hat tip also to Steve Gilliard.