Sorry, I've had "other priorities" lately . . .

. . . such as getting all those College and Young Republicans ready and motivated to Be A Man! Enlist!

At least the conservative media is full of great stories about their patriotism and credible commitment to fulfilling their national leadership responsibility to set a good example for the rest of us.

All of this, of course, in preparation for the strongest possible endorsement from the American people at the current Administration's mid-term performance review.