Monday, October 16, 2006

Last Call to Support Our President and Victory in the Global War on Terrorism!

OK, everybody, this is it. Last call. It's time.

It looks like President Bush and our governing party are heading towards a disaster in the November 7 mid-term elections. Think about what such a debacle will mean for our country, our Allies in the Coalition of the Willing, and, indeed, the future of the Free World.

Do you want that to happen?

If you really Support President Bush and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and Victory in the Global War on Terrorism, you've got to step forward, NOW.

If you are a healthy heterosexual 41 or under, especially the College and Young Republicans, please contact your local Armed Forces Recruiting Station right now and enlist. Current students can pick the Delayed Entry Program and finish the current semester. [Even liberal colleges will grant a leave of absence.] But it's important that you contact a recruiter today.

Please help show the American people that Real Americans Support Our President. Ask your local paper, TV and radio stations to cover you, and your College Republican buddies, when you sign your enlistment contracts together. Make sure that the media knows that real American heterosexuals want to serve.

Some College Republicans are veterans. We thank you for your service. We know that our military teaches leadership; now it's time for you to lead: Encourage your non-veteran fellow College Republicans to Support Our President. If not now, when? It's time.

This is crucial to the credibility of our governing party with the American people.

It's that simple.


At 16 October, 2006 19:14, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If the Democrat controlled Congress doesn't get us out of Iraq (or gets us into Darfur) will this site turn into Operation Yellow Democrat?

At 17 October, 2006 09:21, Blogger Frederick said...

With our new and improved monarchy, does it really matter if there is a Democratic House or Senate? You have to consider, anon, that our Preznit said that the job wont be done so long as he's in office.

At 20 October, 2006 10:31, Blogger markg8 said...

Karl check your inbox. I sent you a new article today.

BTW Anon it'd take a much smaller air campaign against Khartoum than it took against Serbia to get the Sudanese government to back off Darfur. Why doesn't Bush send a few B-52s or one aircraft carrier's air group for a few days work destroying Sudan's paltry AF and starting on the mansions of their government leaders? When has Bush ever done the right thing?

At 20 October, 2006 11:32, Anonymous Mike said...

Did anyone here see the article in the Wall Street Journal about the blogger ("Wild Bill") who revealed the identity of the Foley page who was being preyed upon by Foley?

His blog is at

The article said he believes the progress in the war is not being reported by the MSM. The writers actually did a good job of mocking him. They pointed out that he was a "stay at home dad" who faked his own suicide to get out of the Navy in the early 90's. Following his discharge from the Navy, he worked at a call center and installing car stereos and was fired from both jobs. He now broadcasts his own conservative talk show from his bedroom. The only thing that kept Wild Bill from looking like the absolute perfect loser was the WSJ's failure to note his Cheeto stained fingers.

anyway, several people who read the article went over to this site and started piling on him about about his failure to go over to Iraq (he's 33). I suggested that since he's unemployed he could go over to Iraq and maybe even work as a contractor for $100,000/year (tax free no less - he seems to hate taxes so it's perfect for him) and he could broadcast his radio show from Iraq itself. No other conservative commentators have the guts to do it except for that DoD sponsored "truth tour" last year where they never set foot outside of the Green Zone or the largest bases. He could talk to man-on-the-street Iraqis & I thought it would be a huge boost to his career but he seems to prefer fighting the Islamofascists from the comfort of his bedroom when he's home alone. None of his other readers were eager to actually fight their favorite war, either. I think they prefer fighting it from their bedrooms also. Presumably their bedrooms are well stocked with tissues for their leisurely R&R breaks away from battling Islamic evil on the web.

Needless to say, his critics were all banned from Wild Bill's crappy blog earlier after we roundly trashed his cowardly ass. He's upgrading his blog apparently though and I suggested some new names:

- The Lowest Common Denominator
- The Used and Lied to
- The Foot Soldier for the Corporate Jet Conservatives
- The Special Needs Brigade of the Conservative Revolution
- Authoritarian A**holes
- Commander Cheeto
- Big Talker
- Cut-and-Runners

I'd highly recommend people pay his website a visit and leave occasional comments. Don't expect an intelligent debate though. he's as dumb as they come.

At 20 October, 2006 17:55, Blogger MJS said...

Sometimes they sit in Iowa, other times they stand.

Sit, stand: it's all so macho.



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