Last Call to Support Our President and Victory in the Global War on Terrorism!
OK, everybody, this is it. Last call. It's time.
It looks like President Bush and our governing party are heading towards a disaster in the November 7 mid-term elections. Think about what such a debacle will mean for our country, our Allies in the Coalition of the Willing, and, indeed, the future of the Free World.
Do you want that to happen?
If you really Support President Bush and Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and Victory in the Global War on Terrorism, you've got to step forward, NOW.
If you are a healthy heterosexual 41 or under, especially the College and Young Republicans, please contact your local Armed Forces Recruiting Station right now and enlist. Current students can pick the Delayed Entry Program and finish the current semester. [Even liberal colleges will grant a leave of absence.] But it's important that you contact a recruiter today.
Please help show the American people that Real Americans Support Our President. Ask your local paper, TV and radio stations to cover you, and your College Republican buddies, when you sign your enlistment contracts together. Make sure that the media knows that real American heterosexuals want to serve.
Some College Republicans are veterans. We thank you for your service. We know that our military teaches leadership; now it's time for you to lead: Encourage your non-veteran fellow College Republicans to Support Our President. If not now, when? It's time.
This is crucial to the credibility of our governing party with the American people.
It's that simple.