Tuesday, January 17, 2006

This Yellow Elephant Hasn't Signed Up . . .

. . . but he's chosen to Shut Up.

Meet Paul Schafer, one of the original four Horsemen from Gonzaga Univ. in Washington State. Here's an archived post from his original blog, as a proud member of the 101st Keyboarders Regiment. [Check out the comments, too.] Last June, he even praised Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld for our Army's recruiting success.

How about now, Paul? What do you think of the latest Army recruiting results?

Check out his new blog, where he's focused more on the latest special at Kentucky Fried Chicken. [Seriously. Click here.] You are what you eat, right, Paul?

At least he's no longer trying to support a war that he's too chicken even to consider fighting in. Pussy.

Remember: That's his choice, not Operation Yellow Elephant's.

11 Comments:

At 17 January, 2006 17:30, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, not only is Paul a chickenhawk coward but he's a racist too.

He goes out of the way to make sure his readers get the connection between fried chicken and a holiday devoted to a BLACK man.

Sounds like the only war he'd be interested in fighting in would be the Civil War (for the South obviously).

 
At 18 January, 2006 00:22, Anonymous Anonymous said...

DID ANYONE EVER THINK THAT MAYBE PAUL IS BLACK????

 
At 18 January, 2006 01:30, Anonymous kraant said...

He seems to have taken this as a challenge...

He's at it again.

 
At 18 January, 2006 11:32, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If Paul is black then his photo on his site makes him look mighty pale!

 
At 18 January, 2006 11:57, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've noticed that Schafer and Hagglund are operating mutual admiration blogs (AKA circle jerk). They comprise a large percent of comments posted for each other's site.

Maybe they should enlist and then actually talk to each other face-to-face while riding in their unarmored humvee? That would be a lot easier - especially for their chickenhawk consciences.

 
At 18 January, 2006 13:58, Anonymous Samwise Galenorn said...

I find it interesting that he says 'I support the troops' when he does not.
Supporting the troops means making sure that troops who come back and end up in homeless shelters are given financial assistance.
Supporting the troops means making sure VA benefits aren't cut by the idiot republicans in congress.
Supporting the troops means bringing the troops home rather than having them fight a war that is based on already proven lies.
He does not support the troops.

In case you're wondering, yes, I'm a hard core leftist and a veteran. Keep protesting the war, and never shut up.

 
At 18 January, 2006 14:22, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, I saw a post once where paul said fuck all veterans and he beats them with string cheese and stuff and says FUCK YOU BABYKILLER

 
At 22 January, 2006 16:49, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU PUSSY SHITTERS FUCK YOU ALL I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH A FUCKING RUBBER BAND YOU ARE SUCK A PUSSIE YOU CAN SUCK MY ASS SHIT FUCKER ENLIST YOU PUSSY SO BROWN PEOPLE CAN RAPE YOU IN THE KIDNEY

 
At 23 January, 2006 11:09, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was that last comment serious let alone coherent?

How does one "RAPE YOU IN THE KIDNEY"? (Someone needs an anatomy lesson.)

And how does one become a "SUCK A PUSSIE" or a "PUSSY SHITTER"?

LMAO!!!

 
At 03 February, 2006 01:53, Anonymous Chrissy said...

stop mocking people and get out there and kill you some brown people you fucking facist brown shirt shitpounder

 
At 03 February, 2006 01:54, Anonymous Carl said...

I will rape your kidney you dirty cryptorepublicans

 

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