Charlie Don't Serve

................it’s worth saying again - the Surge has worked in Iraq.............Now, the only question is will Presiden Obama purposefully force defeat on our troops in Iraq, or will he let our military finish the job?- Charlie Smith, National Chairman for the College Republican National Committee

OYE Comment: So Mr. Smith, what was your contribution to The Surge? Nothing. So far your greatest accomplishments in life are impersonating the person impersonating a plumber (read this again, I swear it makes sense) and being the boss of the woman who carved a backwards "B" in her face to somehow sway the Presidential election by stirring racial tension.

Charlie has been eligible to serve in uniform for the last six years and for what we know he's never seen the inside of a recruiting station (yes, we have asked him). This is why we find it curious for him to make statements like "purposefully force defeat on our troops" and "let our military finish the job". Normally this is the place we'd tell Mr. Smith to Be A Man! Enlist! but we've come to the realization that it would be better if he didn't waste a recruiter's time.