Saturday, June 17, 2006

Military Recruiting Lead: The White House: 1 of 2

Attention Military Recruiters:

Thanks to Wonkette's White House Hottie contest, male version, here are some good prospects to Support President Bush win the Global War on Terrorism in Iraq, Afghanistan and elsewhere.

Be A Man! Enlist! [Assuming you're heterosexual, that is.]


At 17 June, 2006 12:17, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, douchebag, believe it or not the young man that's winning the contest is ALREADY IN IRAQ and doesn't even know he was entered.


At 17 June, 2006 13:07, Anonymous Robotbuddha said...

Wow! Good for him. Really.

Now what about the rest of these lil' Frat Rats?

At 18 June, 2006 09:21, Blogger Karl said...


Thanks very much for the info that David Copley is in Iraq. We'll pass it along to Wonkette.

If you can, please pass along our e-mail, which is operationyellowelephant[at]gmail[dot]com, so that we can commend him publicly. Thank you.

At 18 June, 2006 12:43, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know....those boys look awful pretty to be straight.

You sure they're not part of KKKarl's "sexy stormtroopers" brigades.

I hear there's quite a gay underground at the White House.

At 19 June, 2006 22:54, Anonymous Anonymous said...

At least they aren't dirty little hippie assholes like the people running this blog.

At 20 June, 2006 08:32, Blogger Karl said...


Only under the current Administration can patriotic American citizens who encourage healthy heterosexual young men, who support current U.S. military action abroad, to consider volunteering for military service, actually be labeled "dirty little hippie assholes" by our President's strong supporters.


At 21 June, 2006 01:13, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you should join if you're so patriotic.

At 21 June, 2006 01:18, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, Karl, I love chatting with you and believe you are very encouraging.

Any person's name you have mentioned on this website since its existence who receives emails by you.

At 21 June, 2006 05:26, Blogger Karl said...


When I last inquired, they said I was too old, but that I could help by encouraging eligible (i.e., younger) patriots to consider military service.

Hence, Operation Yellow Elephant.

That said, I'm in good (not perfect) health and the maximum age continues to rise, so it's still possible.

How 'bout you?

At 21 June, 2006 18:51, Anonymous Samwise Galenorn said...

Anonymous, maybe you should also listen to those who have served in the military who are in complete support of this web site, and are against this so called war.

At 26 June, 2006 03:14, Anonymous Brian Fantana said...

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.


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