Friday, June 02, 2006

College Republicans Celebrate Global Cooling!

Sno_coneOh those wacky College Repugs at Oklahoma U! Not content with wrecking the country with their unwinnable war, they want to wreck the planet too. Instead of reflecting in sober fashion on the fact of global warming, they're celebrating "Global Cooling Day" and hosting "Global Warming Beach Parties."

OK, we know that in OK most folks aren't the sharpest knives in their respective drawers (they routinely send the dumbest congressional delegation in the nation). And what can you say about a CR chapter that promotes Straight Pride Week? But this is monumentally dumb:

Freeze out environmentalist scare tactics with a little humor. The Oklahoma University College Republicans gave out free snow cones to students for an event they called "Global Cooling Day." Stage an event like this one to grab the attention of your campus and raise awareness on the falsities of the global warming phenomenon. Engage with students and debunk some of the myths and cool the hyperbole surrounding the issue.

Kind of makes you wonder ... if they're expending all this energy tilting at windmills, are they going to sign up for the biggest windmill tilt of all - the Dear Leader's Iraq War? Michael Patlan is the chair of the OU CRs, maybe he knows. (UPDATE: try this email).

cross-posted at Agitprop


At 02 June, 2006 11:21, Blogger Frederick said...

True victory can only be had when the whole world is as hot, and as violent, as conditions in Iraq.

At 02 June, 2006 18:23, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How's this for an email?
Look Junior, in case you haven’t noticed our country is at war.

Not the Bill O’Riley talk crap verbal war…..the WWII type, with death, blood and body parts.

This is not the time for beach parties. This is time to put up or shut up.

If you’re looking for hot sand Bagdad’s temp for today was 114 degrees.

So put the beer and girly down and check out what you can do to spread freedom to the Mideast.


Unless you don’t think it’s worth fighting for….you spoiled little chicken hawk.

I’d like to apologize if you already are in the ROTC but that’s still no excuse for the bad example you are setting for the other college students.


USN 1972-1976

At 05 June, 2006 13:25, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kinda off topic but did you notice that in the graphic at the top of the page to the Michael Patlan link that there's an elephant either eating or vomiting a woman's head? Seriously, go look at it:

At 07 June, 2006 04:43, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OYE is a bunch of fucking idiots. Learn the facts and stop abiding by Al Gore's stupid fucking global warming bullshit.

At 09 June, 2006 15:45, Anonymous Anonymous said...


If you can break away from playing grab-ass with your frat brothers for a few moments, would you enlighten us with your facts? please debunk the "stupid fucking global warming bullshit" for me. I, and I'm sure others, would be grateful.


At 13 June, 2006 02:37, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was told by the creator of this blog that this is not a partisan site. Wow, you're showing your true colors.

At 13 June, 2006 10:20, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If showing true colors means exposing hypocrisy of chicken hawks then consider us colorful.

If you don't like the fact that partisans on the right are the ones who only support the war with rhetoric and not with actually serving, don't complain to this website. Complain to the GOP. They're the ones paying lipservice.

At 13 June, 2006 23:33, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't you look at the links to the CRNC's website?
I'm gonna go play grab-ass now. See you at the YAF National Conservative Student Conference in a couple months!


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