Military Recruiting Lead: Virginia

Attention Military Recruiters:

The Virginia Federation of Teenage Republicans invited the Rev. Pat Robertson to their Third Annual Convention May 13, held in Manassas, the hometown of America's most famous heterosexual married couple, John and Lorena Bobbitt.

Vincent Harris, chairman of the group, chose Robertson as the keynote speaker and was "pleasantly surprised" by the direction he took in his speech.

"We have lost our core values," the 18-year-old said, "and have become too exclusionary."

Harris said Robertson's speech was the most influential of the day and succinctly outlined the internal changes the Republican Party must make.

We're certain the Rev. Robertson will encourage them to Support President Bush by volunteering for military service.