I Already Tried to Recruit Him
Darn it, and Michael Marcavage won't even take emails anymore. Perhaps that's because of your response to him.
But Michael has figured out why Hurricane Katrina struck New Orleans. Go on and guess what his theory is.
Yes, he's the first I've found to claim that Hurricane Katrina is God's wrath visited upon New Orleans. Not surprisingly, given Marcavage's usual ravings against homosexuals, he blames New Orleans because of their annual gay celebration, Southern Decadence. From Marcavage's Repent America website:
"Although the loss of lives is deeply saddening, this act of God destroyed a wicked city," stated Repent America director Michael Marcavage. "From 'Girls Gone Wild' to 'Southern Decadence,' New Orleans was a city that had its doors wide open to the public celebration of sin. From the devastation may a city full of righteousness emerge," he continued.
New Orleans is also known for its Mardi Gras parties where thousands of drunken men revel in the streets to exchange plastic jewelry for drunken women to expose their breasts. This annual event sparked the creation of the "Girls Gone Wild" video series. In addition, Louisiana had a total of ten abortion clinics with half of them making their home in New Orleans. At these five abortion clinics in the city, countless numbers of children were murdered at the hands of abortionists.
"We must help and pray for those ravaged by this disaster, but let us not forget that the citizens of New Orleans tolerated and welcomed the wickedness in their city for so long," Marcavage said. "May this act of God cause us all to think about what we tolerate in our city limits, and bring us trembling before the throne of Almighty God," Marcavage concluded.
"[God] sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust." (Matthew 5:45)
I suppose he merely beat Pat Robertson to the punch. Alas, Marcavage has not heeded my earlier attempts to recruit him into the armed forces to serve in Iraq.