Wednesday, September 21, 2005

First Bush Relative Volunteers to Serve in Uniform

According to Unconfirmed Sources, Bush nephew John Ellis Bush (Jr.), 21, son of Florida Governor Jeb Bush, reviewed his options September 16 and decided to enlist in the military, despite his parents' reservations. Thanks to Operation Yellow Elephant, even the White House is quite pleased.

OK, Scott: What about the rest of the Bush clan?

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3 Comments:

At 21 September, 2005 22:11, Blogger Tom Harper said...

I signed it. Hope you get lots of signatures. It might even be enough signatures to embarrass the Bushes and Cheneys, in case they're actually capable of being embarrassed or shamed.

 
At 22 September, 2005 23:13, Blogger merlallen said...

Billy neatly sidestepped the question, "would you send your kids to this war" by mentioning his nephew. Who is not his kid.

 
At 25 September, 2005 00:39, Blogger Josh said...

He was probably facing a drug charge and the judge let him enlist to get out of it.

 

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