Tomorrow is a big day for Daddy's Girl

Ethan Hastert, the worthless trash pile who'd be selling shoes if it wasn't for his father, will be hoping to win the Republican primary in the IL-14 tomorrow. For selfish reasons we should probably hope he wins so that OYE may document his future acts of douchbaggery, but we're finding that hard to do because of his past acts of douchbaggery.

And here's another puke-worthy Ethan article titled 'Ethan Hastert rakes in cash from dad's friends'.