Damn! We're a little late on this one

Serial baby-kisser Ethan Hastert had a "town hall meeting" this week in the district of Illinois he's running in. We'd have loved to dispatched someone to ask him about serving Our Country in uniform.

Regardless, his lack of service hasn't gone unnoticed.

"Given that Ethan Hastert has no record of public or community service in the district, he has a lot of catching up to do if he wants to gain the trust of the people and build an understanding of the priorities of folks in the district," Adler said.