Military Recruiting Opportunity: Mitt Romney Campaign

Attention Military Recruiters:

With former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney's withdrawal from the Republican Presidential race comes an opportunity to encourage all his healthy heterosexual young male (and some female) volunteers to enhance their personal commitment to the War on Terror. This includes his five sons, of whom one, Tagg, has been working full-time on the campaign and should therefore be available.

While we thank everyone actively participating in the political process for contributing to democracy, new developments can create new horizons for anyone. If you really want to demonstrate your confidence that your party will win in November, why not enlist now?

Hat tip to Atrios.