Showing Us Nothing from the 'Show Me' State

Missouri Young Republican, Greg Porter (grey shirt), has an impressive resumé for a young 'man'. As a student at the University of MO-Kansas City, he served as the Chairman of the Missouri Federation of College Republicans and recently was elected to District 31 Committeeman on the Missouri State Republican Committee. Mr. Porter also has worked on the now former Senator, Jim Talent's (R), re-election campaign. The same Jim Talent that stated in October 2006 that it still would have been a good idea to go into Iraq even if he knew Saddam Hussein possessed no weapons of mass destruction.

Since Mr. Porter was working to keep Jim Talent in office, essentially working to prolong the Iraq War, he now bares the responsibility to help out by picking up a rifle and actually fighting in The War.

We were unable to verify if Greg has any intentions of serving (none of our attempts to contact him were responded to). Mr. Porter is of age to enlist. He is also a rare find- a Young Republican that is trim enough to pass a physical examination (see his peer pictured above in the green shirt for an example of a typical YR specimen). And because he looks relatively comfortable standing close to three women, for convenience purposes, we'll assume he's a heterosexual. We, at OYE, have given up attempting to contact Mr. Porter, but we ask Real Americans to encourage him to Be A Man! Enlist!