Monday, July 16, 2007


The Weekly Standard is suffering from a lack of credibility. The conservative magazine, edited by Bill Kristol and Fred Barnes, has been consistently incorrect with their many predictions in regards to the War on Terror. After a quick check of their online bios the root of their credibility problem became apparent: it appears no one on their writing staff has ever served Our Country in the Military. Maybe if someone from their staff actually saw combat firsthand more accurate predictions will ensue? Enter Matthew Continetti, the magazine's Associate Editor (pictured above). Mr. Continetti is in the first half of his 20's, appears healthy, and since we have no indications of involvement with Republican Congressman Mark Foley, we assume he is a heterosexual. Last week, while Mr. Continetti was on C-Span, a caller from Beaverton, Oregon 'suggested' that Matthew Be A Man! Enlist!

Caller "You support this war. Correct? Yes or no."

Continetti "I do."

Caller "Are you capable of holding a gun? Yes or no."

Continetti "Ah, let me stop you right there."

Caller "No, no. There's no need to stop me. Answer the question yes or no. Are you capable of holding a gun?"

Moderator "Beaverton, cut to the chase."

Caller "OK, let me cut to the chase. Here's another traitor and a coward . . . "

After the moderator mercifully cut the mic on 'Beaverton' I found it difficult to comprehend exactly what Mr. Continetti was getting at. Does it sound as though he's considering enlisting? Maybe we should ask him for clarification and encourage the potential recruit to rescue the credibility of his employer and take back his own integrity from a gentleman in Oregon by stepping up and serving in The Military.

Hat tips to Heather and Blogenfreude.


At 16 July, 2007 16:34, Anonymous blogenfreude said...

His smugness will serve him well under fire.

At 16 July, 2007 16:57, Anonymous Operation Yellow Jackass said...

Why won't OYE members show their military records showing the were not allowed in for "medical reasons." Repeated requests have been made, yet they continue to go unanswered. This leads one to believe that OYE is lying about their "attempts" to serve this country.

It's a shame that OYE feels it is appropriate to criticize others when they are unwilling to Be A Man and Serve!

At 16 July, 2007 17:49, Anonymous blogenfreude said...


When I was of age, there was no war on - we progressives don't generally start them. Now I'm over 41. What's your excuse? Do you have 'other priorities' like Dick Cheney?

At 16 July, 2007 20:35, Blogger OYE said...

Operation Yellow Jackass' comment is a duplicate.

Please go to "Dialogue with Operation Yellow Jackass" for our response.

Thank you.

At 16 July, 2007 22:09, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He looks like Matthew Shepard, He might be gay. Think he could win a bar fight?

At 16 July, 2007 22:12, Anonymous swag said...

And a pair of grandma-sized wanky panties goes to tonight's winner, Mr. Matthew "Peach Fuzz" Continetti. Wear them well, Matty: you earned them!

At 16 July, 2007 22:16, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Militant goose stepping nazi gay activists from the Democratic Undergrouns are reading your blog. Id suggest you dress it up a bit and add some frilly pillows! Feathers in the teeth ya know!

At 16 July, 2007 22:34, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Matthew Continetti obviously earned his degrees in sophistry summa cum laude!

At 17 July, 2007 14:59, Blogger OYE said...

Mr. Continetti can speak for himself, and we look forward to any further comments he would like to make.

If he is gay, he is ineligible for service under "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," which has led to the discharge of 58+ Arabic linguists, among other essential volunteers [unlike Continetti and the Yellow Elephants].

And in that case, he's off the hook with Operation Yellow Elephant.

At 17 July, 2007 15:26, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've got my DD214. Where is yours, Jackass?


At 17 July, 2007 16:26, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm waiting, Jackass.

I will be waiting until you show us that you have served.


At 17 July, 2007 16:37, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Comments on this blog are limited to team members" - from the Jackass blog

What does this mean? It means that Jackass is, as if you hadn't already guessed, a coward.

Too bad our fighting men and women have to protect such sorry little snits.


At 17 July, 2007 22:45, Blogger 5thKolumnisto said...

We could've used Continetti in GW1. He's at least as fit as this writer was in '91 (at 21) serving as a USAF PAO in Riyadh. The level of self-delusion is perfect.

Aktuale estas tempo fini la militon(s) in Iraq and report rogue ChickenHawk-O-Bots, like Continetti to before they antaŭenig difekt la kaŭz.

And if the Yellow Jackasses want this writer's DD-214 they povas akiri ĝin de la anus of the last kid/punk/coward that asked por ĝi.


At 18 April, 2010 20:19, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I went to Columbia at the same time as Continetti. I graduated a year ahead of him. I can tell you without equivocation that he is gay. He was obsessed with my best friend who is gay. He would call obsessively, show up out of nowhere, tried to join our society, drunk dial him, and got drunk on more than one occasion and tried to hook up with him.


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