Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Military Recruiting Lead: Wonkette

Meet Michael Flory, former Chairman of the Michigan Federation of Young Republicans, who just pleaded guilty to "sexual battery" before going on trial for rape. Seriously.

Well, as a heterosexual, he's clearly eligible for military service under the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy, so we assume that Ms. Elaine Donnelly of the Center for Military Readiness will be writing to the Judge to allow him to enlist.

Hat tip to Blogenfreude.


At 25 July, 2007 12:23, Anonymous blogenfreude said...

He has that thousand-yard-stare thing down - just look at him.

At 25 July, 2007 13:22, Blogger Grung_e_Gene said...

I dunno.
He looks like a fat tubs of guts with that goatee (which will have to go in Basic along with his remaining hair from his receding hairline). Of course, the picture just may be unflattering, and though he appears to be overweight the image makes his head look fat.

No doubt, he will spend a month or 2 in PCP (physical conditioning platoon) prior to joining his boot camp platoon.


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