Will Pierce(d) Bush Finally Be A Man! Enlist!?

Presidential nephew Pierce(d) Bush escorted his younger sister Ashley Walker Bush to the 52nd Annual International Debutantes Ball at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in New York December 29. OYE money quote:

“I’ve been working out so that I can give her a firm helping hand up,” said Pierce Bush, 20, an American studies major at the University of Texas. He wore a tuxedo with tails and white gloves and bore a striking resemblance to his cousin, the TV personality Billy Bush. Miss Bush's military escort was Cadet Michael Wolk, above left, of West Point, whom we thank for his commitment to our nation.

We certainly hope that Cadet Wolk took the opportunity to help us convince Pierce(d) Bush to Be A Man! Enlist! We haven't given up on him; there's still time.

Hat tip to Wonkette.