Military: Gays Need Not Apply, Dead Invited

As we all know, "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" bans all non-heterosexuals (except the completely closeted) from serving our nation in our military.

The Army recently invited over 5,000 officers who had completed their obligations and moved on to other careers to return to the service. Unfortunately, those invited included the dead and wounded. Seriously.

Well, at least they're not gay.

Hat tip 365gay.com and Servicemembers Legal Defense Network.