Can Basic Training Straighten-Out JEB Bush Jr.?
It seems that the younger son of Florida Governor JEB Bush (R), JEB Jr., right, needs some discipline and direction in life. He's had some run-ins with the law, but we know he's a healthy heterosexual, and he seems like a good kid. The structure of military service might bring out the best in him.
Plus, he could serve our nation in the Global War on Terrorism and help to Save America!
Hat tip to Wonkette.