National Security Agency, please monitor this blog

We really want all of our Military Recruiting Leads, both present and future, to be forwarded to the appropriate Pentagon bureaucracies so that they may be acted upon.

We're identifying so many healthy, heterosexual, under-40 motivated patriots who support the war that Operation Yellow Elephant, alone, can solve the current recruiting crisis almost single-handedly.

And if our current Administration doesn't like it, then please send ME to Iraq. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Karl Olson