Monday, November 28, 2005

No Child Left Behind

I am sure that all of you Young and College Republicans were alarmed by last night's NOW broadcast on PBS. It turns out that even when the military gets all the names of potential recruits from high schools under the Dear Leader's "No Child Left Behind" law, they still have to spend more than $13,000 per recruit to talk them into serving as cannon fodder in Iraq.

Think about it! You young Republicans could help solve two problems by signing up now ... you would not only help stem the most crucial manpower shortage the armed services have ever faced, you would save the country money and help reduce the deficit. No one has to spend $13,000 to convince you that service in the Dear Leader's Operation Enduring War is righteous and just. Sign up now, and help America save!
(cross-posted at Agitprop)


At 29 November, 2005 10:08, Blogger Capt. Fogg said...

Great idea - can we just sign them up without their knowledge?

At 29 November, 2005 14:51, Blogger Kriscinda said...

I think if you can turn your neighbor in to the CIFA for "suspicious behavior", then you should be able to enlist your local Young or College Republicans for coward-like behavior. Heh...

At 29 November, 2005 14:59, Blogger mikevotes said...

I like Capt. Fogg's idea.

Once when I was in college, I got back at a guy for a practical joke by signing him up for every magazine I could find, record clubs, DVD clubs, etc. Tokk him months to straighten it out.

Think that'd work for the military?

At 02 December, 2005 19:18, Blogger Blogenfreude said...

Would it work for the military ... I think we should get The Lincoln Group on that right away ... they seem good at planting false things.


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