No Child Left Behind
I am sure that all of you Young and College Republicans were alarmed by last night's NOW broadcast on PBS. It turns out that even when the military gets all the names of potential recruits from high schools under the Dear Leader's "No Child Left Behind" law, they still have to spend more than $13,000 per recruit to talk them into serving as cannon fodder in Iraq.
Think about it! You young Republicans could help solve two problems by signing up now ... you would not only help stem the most crucial manpower shortage the armed services have ever faced, you would save the country money and help reduce the deficit. No one has to spend $13,000 to convince you that service in the Dear Leader's Operation Enduring War is righteous and just. Sign up now, and help America save!
(cross-posted at Agitprop)