Thursday, July 14, 2005

Mon Dieu!

In honor of Bastille Day, and in recognition that some members of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders simply don't have the nads to join even the National Guard, I offer the following as a compromise solution:




Now you can pretend to be a soldier without ever having to set foot in Iraq. Bon Voyage!

8 Comments:

At 14 July, 2005 19:02, Anonymous doe said...

That's a fine solution for some of them, but for others, such as the Four Horsemen, there are other battles to fight. One of those brave boys summoned up the courage to read "Black Athlete," then selflessly and tirelessly re-educates Native Americans:

"Sports names reflecting Native American culture should be a symbol of pride for Indians....Schools, universities, and professional sports organizations should not cave into the pressure by liberal Native American groups in changing their names. And Native Americans should take a moment to realize the symbolism of using their names as teams and mascots in sports."

This kind of civic involvement is at least as high a calling as serving in the military...isn't it?

 
At 14 July, 2005 22:15, Blogger The Kenosha Kid said...

The Four Ponyboys would be in Iraq if only they didn't have eczema.

 
At 14 July, 2005 22:58, Anonymous Daphne said...

could you put links up on your blog to more of these assholes? I come across sites like these sometimes and go comment on them and get them all freaked out but then a lot of times I forget where I did that

 
At 15 July, 2005 14:14, Anonymous Mark said...

Not an option, unfortunately. There are 1800 French troops deployed in Afghanistan, Giving France the 3rd Highest deployment there.

 
At 15 July, 2005 14:20, Anonymous Anonymous said...

is that true? if so I've lost A LOT of respect for France

 
At 15 July, 2005 16:50, Anonymous Anonymous said...

shut the fuck up and ENLIST YOU PUSYS

 
At 21 July, 2005 19:29, Anonymous Anonymous said...

frenchmen kill brown people too they just do it better and with less media coverage

 
At 21 July, 2005 19:29, Anonymous Anonymous said...

they should be called the four horsepussies

 

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