Some dare call it TREASON
While the heroic operatives of Operation Yellow Elephant labor night and day to increase the strength of our cherished Armed Forces, an insidious enemy attempts to destroy everything we accomplish. Yes, an implacable foe is seducing the able-bodied College Republicans into a sordid life of shameless punditry, when they could be performing useful service in Fallujah.
The internship program, arguably one of the strongest in the nation, provides a comprehensive work and learning experience for over 100 young students and recent graduates each year. Young leaders are identified and through the leadership development program, they are given opportunities to participate in a wide variety of training and educational seminars whereby gaining valuable skills and credentials.
What monster could be so bold, so devilish, that they would take these potential soldiers and have them perform menial office work for no money? Why, The Heritage Foundation, of course. It was Frank Capra who warned us in WWII to "Know Your Enemy," and now we must be aware of the insidious conspiracy that works relentlessly to sap the strength of our nation.