Bush Twins Enlist in Air Force, Deploy to Iraq

April 1, Dover AFB, Delaware:

Operation Yellow Elephant salutes Jenna Bush and her twin sister Barbara Bush for saving America by enlisting in the Global War on Terrorism. They'll be deploying to Iraq shortly, having waived Secret Service protection while in the combat zone.

Note to CENTCOM Public Affairs: Please help us spread the good news of credible national leadership demonstrated by the future leaders of our governing party. Bravo, Young Republicans, Bravo!

How about you, Henry Hager and Pierce(d) Bush?