Saturday, April 01, 2006

Bush Twins Enlist in Air Force, Deploy to Iraq

April 1, Dover AFB, Delaware:

Operation Yellow Elephant salutes Jenna Bush and her twin sister Barbara Bush for saving America by enlisting in the Global War on Terrorism. They'll be deploying to Iraq shortly, having waived Secret Service protection while in the combat zone.

Note to CENTCOM Public Affairs: Please help us spread the good news of credible national leadership demonstrated by the future leaders of our governing party. Bravo, Young Republicans, Bravo!

How about you, Henry Hager and Pierce(d) Bush?


At 02 April, 2006 12:17, Blogger L.J. Abershawe said...

This is an April Fools joke right?

At 02 April, 2006 14:30, Blogger Karl said...

Note the date.

At 04 April, 2006 14:13, Blogger Aaron Kinney said...

If only it were true...


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